Laundry puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/conoconocon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Laundry puns?

I got loads of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mob_instigator
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What do you call Clint Barton when he does the laundry?

Sockeye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodecahedronite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why do quitters do all the laundry?

They always throw in the towel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How much fun is doing laundry?

Loads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.

They were called the Dryer Makers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.

Finally, I threw in the towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I heard my son complaining about doing laundry

He said, 'These just socks'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinvincibleyeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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"So you stood there and watched while I dropped all of the laundry?"

"Yep, I watched it all unfold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry..

i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry

Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.

My dad: it’s a sockrifice.

(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emthejedichic
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...

Should make for some good clean shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgeBurnz
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?

No quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I finally did the laundry today.

That was a load off my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Two prisoners are working in the laundry room on the top floor of the jail.

After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.

The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.

The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.

I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unipanther
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Made some speaker boxes out of laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean. imgur.com/a/Sal1yyC/I
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do you call a president that has a ton of laundry to do?

Washington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Skylar_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."

Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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"Did you just stand there watching me fall and drop all the laundry?"

"Yes, I watched it all unfold"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like the first president.

Because I’m Washing-a-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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"Did you see when i fell and dropped all the laundry?"

"Yes, i watched it all unfold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Satan_Zlk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?

Because it was too damn cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.

But she got her panties in a bunch over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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In college, my roommate used to do my laundry, and I used to do his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.

Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.

It was a changing of the Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazykegle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Laundry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Why some mobsters prefer not to laundry their dirty money?

They want to be filthy rich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WenDMegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call a president, who does a lot of laundry?

George WashingTON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gizazaza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My daughter tried doing her first load of laundry by herself. All the colors bled and intermixed.

"Well," she said. "It did say on the clothing labels to wash in, like, colors."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What did April say when playing tag in the laundry room?

May tag. You are it.


Am a dad but never had an original thought before this so here's my first submission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrax6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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How do they wash laundry in Bangkok?

They use Thai Pods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_ghaba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I bet someone all of my laundry that I could make them laugh

There's a lot on the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Last night, my wife and I had a long argument about whose turn it is to do laundry.

Finally, I folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My wife and I were up all night arguing over who is doing all the laundry.

At 2AM, I folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stilsjx
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What do you call it when you almost forgot to do your laundry?

A clothes call.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90guys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I accidentally spilt a half bottle of laundry detergent. It landed in a conveniently placed bucket tho!

I was able to turn the tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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