My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry puns

So from today I'm detergent to be better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Laundry puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/conoconocon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Laundry puns?

I got loads of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mob_instigator
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Emphasis on laundry rotation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimaryStrict
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Did you hear about the thief on the run for stealing laundry detergent?

…he’s wanted for his ill-begotten Gain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leddyzz
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?

High tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FearTheCheese203
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Every time I hang out my laundry, the song "Nine to Five" starts playing...

Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.

Eventually, I folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Sun dried laundry is always...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comedian-Federal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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People find laundry therapeutic...

... because it takes a load off their mind.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"

Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president

Because I am washing-a-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XTREME-GAMER26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?

It's members are

Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch

... And George Harrison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?

WASHING-TON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What do you call Clint Barton when he does the laundry?

Sockeye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodecahedronite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why do quitters do all the laundry?

They always throw in the towel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How much fun is doing laundry?

Loads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.

They were called the Dryer Makers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I heard my son complaining about doing laundry

He said, 'These just socks'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinvincibleyeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry

Me: it’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.

My dad: it’s a sockrifice.

(This was an actual joke made by my actual dad today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emthejedichic
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry..

i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...

Should make for some good clean shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgeBurnz
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I finally did the laundry today.

That was a load off my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?

No quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Laundry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Made some speaker boxes out of laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean. imgur.com/a/Sal1yyC/I
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Two prisoners are working in the laundry room on the top floor of the jail.

After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.

The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.

The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call a president that has a ton of laundry to do?

Washington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Skylar_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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"Did you just stand there watching me fall and drop all the laundry?"

"Yes, I watched it all unfold"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."

Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.

I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unipanther
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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"Did you see when i fell and dropped all the laundry?"

"Yes, i watched it all unfold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Satan_Zlk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.

Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.

It was a changing of the Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazykegle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?

Because it was too damn cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.

But she got her panties in a bunch over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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In college, my roommate used to do my laundry, and I used to do his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.

Finally, I threw in the towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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"So you stood there and watched while I dropped all of the laundry?"

"Yep, I watched it all unfold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like the first president.

Because I’m Washing-a-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cplaprade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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