Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts

I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Turns out our washing machine DOES have a β€œbaby poop” setting.

It’s called β€œHeavy Doody.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phagemakerpro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I just built a car out of a washing machine.

I’ll be taking it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I sold my washing machine last week because i had a $20 bill in my last wash

I didnt want to be caught money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolrule360
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,

Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I put my clothes in the washing machine yesterday and all of them came out with a picture of Santa on it.

I shouldn’t have used the Yule Tide Detergent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My wife found a $5 bill in the washing machine

Me: "I'm going to have to call the FBI."

Wife: "Why?"

Me: "Because you've been laundering money."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmcsalmon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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I discovered a paradigm in my washing machine.

I'll be putting that 20Β’ in my rainy day fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I lost my credit card in the washing machine.

It's laundered money now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My son said that he doesn’t want to do laundry because our washing machine is too loud.

I told him to put a sock in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I dropped some cash into the washing machine.

I am afraid that i'll get caught for money laundering.I dont know how to stop having this punitive thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowAbe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Man who hid Β£310,000 in washing machine arrested for money laundering dailymail.co.uk/news/arti…
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Washing machines love to exercise.

Especially the Spin Cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who hid millions of dollars in his washing machines?

He was arrested for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener....

Now her clothes don't fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call a nun in a washing machine?

Systematic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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After finding money in the washing machine

"you better be careful or they will arrest you for money laundering"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsheehan34
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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Any time I ever found a penny or other change in the washing machine...

My dad would say "So, you're laundering money?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/durkberger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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how did the network router fix the shaking washing machine?

Load balancing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforpajamas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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Every time I find cash or coins in the washing machine

I hope I don't get in trouble for money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogusjimmy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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I built a car with my washing machine motor.

I am going to take it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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If your wallet goes through the washing machine,

It’s money laundering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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