Why should you avoid a pirate laundromat?
They give no quarter!
Why don’t laundromat owners ever win at poker?
They always fold.
Why did the King make the Jester go to the laundromat?
He said it was a fool’s errand.
Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who had an accident in the laundromat?
He took a tumble.
So I got arrested at the laundromat yesterday...
Left a $20 in my jeans and they got me for money laundering.
After my divorce I bought a laundromat...
12yo daughter who lives with her mom and visits periodically: How's the business? Me: A little wishy washy.
I went to the laundromat with some money yesterday...
I needed some fresh clothes for a change.
What do you call the dapper bouncer at the local laundromat?
The Deter Gent.
;D
This joke is all wet.
What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hog wash!
My dad out dad-joked my dad-joke.
Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin
Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."
I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"
I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.
Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"
