Why should you avoid a pirate laundromat?

They give no quarter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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A eunuch laundromat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scurley17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Why don’t laundromat owners ever win at poker?

They always fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why did the King make the Jester go to the laundromat?

He said it was a fool’s errand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NintenDuel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who had an accident in the laundromat?

He took a tumble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roastjelly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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So I got arrested at the laundromat yesterday...

Left a $20 in my jeans and they got me for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BennyAndTheLava
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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After my divorce I bought a laundromat...

12yo daughter who lives with her mom and visits periodically: How's the business? Me: A little wishy washy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elzapatero
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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I went to the laundromat with some money yesterday...

I needed some fresh clothes for a change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grassblox311
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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What do you call the dapper bouncer at the local laundromat?

The Deter Gent.

;D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asterisk49
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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This joke is all wet.

What do you call a laundromat for pigs?

Hog wash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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My dad out dad-joked my dad-joke.

Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin

Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."

I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"

I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.

Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druman55
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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This is a clean joke

A joke walks out of a laundromat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skaa0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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