A list of puns related to "Laundromat"
They give no quarter!
They always fold.
He said it was a foolβs errand.
He took a tumble.
Left a $20 in my jeans and they got me for money laundering.
12yo daughter who lives with her mom and visits periodically: How's the business? Me: A little wishy washy.
I needed some fresh clothes for a change.
The Deter Gent.
;D
What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hog wash!
Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin
Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."
I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"
I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.
Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"
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