Anybody Puns

A list of puns related to "Anybody"

Does anybody know how to charge their milk?

Mine is stuck at 1%

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👤︎ u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat

don't open it it's spam

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👤︎ u/TroyExplores
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Does anybody know how many COVID-19 cases they have in Antarctica?

None. Because they’re Ice-o-lated.

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👤︎ u/zblaze68
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Anybody else find it hard to resist saying “fish dicks” when cooking your kids fish sticks?

Or is it just me...

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👤︎ u/doravec88
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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It could be anybody
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👤︎ u/Picker-Rick
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
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👤︎ u/Naptownfellow
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Does anybody need an ark?

I Noah guy.

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👤︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Anybody want to buy my broken barometer?

No pressure!

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👤︎ u/samlewis8
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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does anybody have good crayfish puns

thinking of a caption

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👤︎ u/timthebetta
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why doesn't anybody in Antarctica have covid?

Because they are ice-o-lating

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👤︎ u/studentadvisor101
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?

It was about a weak back

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Anybody heard about that bad batch of breakfast cereal?

It was a Total Recall.

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👤︎ u/jakiray6
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump?

Thanks

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Anybody want some dead batteries?

They’re free of charge!

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👤︎ u/AJohns9316
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Anybody interested in buying ?
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👤︎ u/MKA33133
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Anybody else on count 8
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👤︎ u/rocketshoe21
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Did anybody hear about the wooden car?

It wooden work..

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👤︎ u/PBee122
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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I swear I can't take no more shit from anybody
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👤︎ u/Brawl_Noob
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Does anybody here know how to make bread?

I just knead to know.

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👤︎ u/TahaDuhBoss
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Hey guys, anybody else with social anxiety wanna meet up tomorrow?

Oh wait, Shit, I can't go, I am too busy

Maybe another time

I am so sorry

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👤︎ u/Not_Serious_BTW
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Curry anybody
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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Did anybody wake greenday up?
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👤︎ u/ringboard
📅︎ Oct 01 2015
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Would anybody be interested in being my companion?

Asking for a friend

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👤︎ u/camilodmoreno
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Does anybody want to do some nude modelling for me?

I can't pay you, but you'll get a ton of exposure.

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👤︎ u/canadianbacon23
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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I don't just greet anybody.

(In case you were looking for someone with hi standards.)

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👤︎ u/elokwins
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Does anybody know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend

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👤︎ u/Suicidekiller
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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Anybody here named Jeff?

Jeff: Yes

Geoff: Yeos

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👤︎ u/supercalliefragislit
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Did anybody hear about the Italian chef who recently died?

He pasta way.

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👤︎ u/Ginger_Waves
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Anybody have good jokes about pancake batter?

I do, but they’re all Waffle.

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👤︎ u/VividDreamerzzzz
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Anybody want to hear a joke about ghosts...

“Sure, why not”

That’s the spirit.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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👤︎ u/mrBELDING69
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why didn’t anybody tell the wine their secrets?

Because he always spread rum-ours.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Anybody know who created the drive-thru?

I don't know either, but they sure were going places.

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👤︎ u/dream_tech
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Do you see anybody? - No, I ... imgur.com/YcwWHfF
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👤︎ u/lu933964
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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If you could have a conversation with anybody living or dead who would you choose?

Personally, I’d pick someone living.

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👤︎ u/laniparis
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Anybody good at calendar jokes here? I'm all years.
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👤︎ u/devmittal_civ16
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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Anybody ever smuggle drugs in their butt?

... Cause it sounds like a dope ass job.

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👤︎ u/LonelyBunchaBaloney
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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This is a joke I never tell anybody.
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👤︎ u/pepperonie
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...

...counter productive.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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I finally told my boss I'm not going to take shit from anybody.

He told me I'm probably not cut out for hospice care.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ May 22 2018
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Why didn't anybody think making a belt from herbs was worth it?

It was a waist of thyme.

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👤︎ u/Ykcin81
📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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Does anybody remember the movie "Grind"?

Roger Ebert gave it a skating review.

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👤︎ u/disintegore
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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Does anybody know which actor played Forrest Gump?

T'hanks.

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👤︎ u/ravireads
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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I have some old dead batteries if anybody wants them.

They are free of charge.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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Did anybody wake greenday up?
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👤︎ u/wiler5002
📅︎ Oct 01 2016
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