Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Everybody"
It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
But no one believes me when I say Iran.
^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
Met-all
Because they exercised their right to vote.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
Because I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
When they realize I’m not an electrician.
And this is what I call a punch line
I can't seem to find it.
I'm going to put my glasses on
Well, they aren't laughing now.
They said, "This is a robbery," and everybody relaxed a little.
"I'm losing my patience!"
...but who are the "Yankers"?
Because it went viral.
Nut delivery drivers
An Airbus.
Even the cake was in tiers
if you're the best man at your buddy's second wedding.
Imagination
I told him to be my guest.
I’m gonna put my glasses on
for all in tents and porpoises.
They are polarizing.
No one mentions his brother Frank, that guy was a monster.
I'm going to put my glasses on.
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