All puns aside...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bed_dweller
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I tolerate all puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin_From711
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Calling all pun masters: Voting closes in a few days!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albusbumblecore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Call all pun creators

My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.

Be merciless.

Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.

Thank you all for your entries, they were great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonCultist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2016
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all puns in r/puns don’t have parents

only intellectuals will understand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitama_The_Oracle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Punny Gifts: funny gifts for all pun lovers punnygifts.com.au/#!produ…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunnyGifts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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A comic series that's all puns smugcloud.tumblr.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/accursedCursive
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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You can't handle the spoof 90's commercial - the king of all pun posts. youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-kH…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFriendsAndMy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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It's all pun and games

Untl someone loses an i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dollartree_thief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baltinerdist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. β€œHow much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. β€œNothing” I slurred. β€œLook at me!” she shouted. β€œIt’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”

I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, β€œIt’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Im left all a loan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyPeeved
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why are all archeologists depressed?

Because their lives are in ruins

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Gonna milk this one for all its worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Cranch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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All my hispanic friends love it when I say β€œmucho.”

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_McGuilicuty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses

All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Coronavirus is now all over the world

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?

Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A lil lunch pun for y'all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Can y'all guessπŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__braindead_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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*howls aggressively* "IM GOIN ALL IN BABY"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_thunder_struck_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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In scotland we name all our road gritters pun based names
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thicchaggisboi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Epic pun amiright y'all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HecticHorus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?

An unmanned aircraft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What does it all meme?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Noah it All
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Well, after all this time, they finally came in! I guess I’m a dad now!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elanstake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.

I’m starting my own hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?

That's why its holey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuvoksDoRag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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This is what being American is all about. Second Amendment Lights.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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We all know it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Last light I seen a drunk couple weaving all over the street

I thought β€˜honestly, get a loom’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?

Yep. Apparently it's purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Submit all puns that are about puns here....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rulerofthehell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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