Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
Calling all pun masters: Voting closes in a few days!
Call all pun creators
My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.
Be merciless.
Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.
Thank you all for your entries, they were great!
all puns in r/puns don’t have parents
only intellectuals will understand
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
Why are all archeologists depressed?
Because their lives are in ruins
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
Gonna milk this one for all its worth
All my hispanic friends love it when I say “mucho.”
When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?
Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
A lil lunch pun for y'all
*howls aggressively* "IM GOIN ALL IN BABY"
In scotland we name all our road gritters pun based names
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
Well, after all this time, they finally came in! I guess I’m a dad now!
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
This is what being American is all about. Second Amendment Lights.
Last light I seen a drunk couple weaving all over the street
I thought ‘honestly, get a loom’.
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
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