This one made me proud as a dad. My 9 1/2 year-old son came up with it: What do you call someone you can't stand because all they do is annoy you with question after question?

An askhole.

I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.

I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.

We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.

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👤︎ u/DINC44
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What did the surgeon say to the amputee?

Need a hand there?

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👤︎ u/raheel1075
📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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My neice dad joked ne

So my 6 year old neice just got me with this.

Neice: Uncle lidsville76, would you know me if I sat next to you?

Me: Of course.

Neice: Would you know me if I was across the room?

Me: Yes I would.

Neice: Knock knock...

Me: Who's there?

Neice: I thought you knew me.

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Where does Jerry Sandusky get his boys?

"He went to Jarred"

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Why couldn't the broken man get into Heaven?

...because it's a wholly place.

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👤︎ u/Moaka12
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My 9 1/2 year-old son came up with this one: What do you call someone you can't stand because all they do is annoy you with question after question?

An askhole.

I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.

I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.

We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.

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👤︎ u/DINC44
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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