The new America is called USB.
A paragraph
Is a half baked idea that really took off.
...is just a Communist plot.
But their fawn do
I am glad that I am not a fully grown elephant
You know a pun is fully mature when it is fully groan.
Stolen from the book I am currently reading, Dungeon Eternium: Divine Dungeon Series By Dakota Krout
Two-dult: 2 people who are fully grown or developed.
Attire
until it's full groan.
‘That’s exactly what I mean’ she said
Because they recently made "we'd" legal
As my family was driving to a restaurant, my mom pointed out a cool looking Audi car.
My dad: "Hm, I wonder when they will make innies?"
Needless to say, there was much "uhg"-ing on this night.
I said no I'm just scott-ish
My dad and brother are visiting us, and we'd arranged it so my husband and I were going on vacation just as they were leaving. As I'm running around packing, my husband tells me that we're going to need to bring another bag after all. I commented, "We were supposed to be packing light for this trip!"
My dad, who's standing nearby, pipes in, "You don't have to pack lights. I'm pretty sure they have electricity there." We couldn't help but groan.
