My son's not even one yet, and he's Walken already.
362 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up...
Can't believe 2020 is already over.
Dadvent day 7. Already a week of puns!
What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
I used a dad joke from here on my dad and he already knew it. I asked him how and he said...
It’s only the second day of Hanukkah, and my wife already ate all of the chocolate in the house...
My wife and I saw our first sonogram today, even though we have two kids already
The previous ones were daughterograms.
China is already welcoming Biden's victory
They've commemorated a city to him already.
They call it the for-biden city.
Actual joke my dad told me.
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
Old man goes to polling place asking if his wife had already voted.
So the old man approaches the polling official and ask if his wife already voted. They ask for her full name and sure enough, she had already voted. He said Oh darn! She died 6 years ago but she keeps voting on every election and I was hoping to see her once again.
world's in quite a pickle already
Don’t know if this has been posted already.
I saw a cop zap a criminal with a Taser, but then shocked him again when he was already on the ground...
The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.
It maybe posted here already, as it seams old, but i had a good laugh
Probably already here but who cares?
Can you believe June is already over!
Looks like she knew it already
Found on r/blursedcomments. Don’t know if this was already posted
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
Hopefully no one has already posted this
Sorry if that has already been posted
Okay, seriously people, calm down. There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 120 mph, over twice the legal speed limit. Just pass me already.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
What do you call a ghost that thinks it has already spooked you before?
I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
"Ooh no thanks buddy I'm already stoned"
I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign
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