Ever Puns

I would have a daughter

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

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Neil before me..

It's a trap.

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️

...go for the juggler.

They prefer raw men.

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

The Ab Original.

A mongoose.

Then you will de-feet him

You don’t know what you’re missing

Because she was his...

Exactly. Because they're damn good at it!

....I've cut my smoking in half.

There's no knead

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

Remains to be seen.

He's an atheist.

Because they’re Unholy

He said, it’s not unusual.

It's just a fucking rock

He'll take off and Netherland.

It was in tiers

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

No because they haven't had a gig yet

Not Yeti.

I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"

Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

if homeless people tell knock-knock jokes?

Use a Luigi board.

I pulled a mussel.

because they are really good at it.

They aren’t rich-tatoes?

They were pioneers.

there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)

You’ll just get Jurasskicked.

I asked him, 'whats the catch?'

You too, could be out standing in your field!

We have a dad-abase full of them.

My butler won't be amused though.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

Remains to be seen.