Again Puns

If you do, there will be repercussions!

DJ vu

Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.

That's very unpresidented

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

He's bad

After all, it’s twenty twenty too

He was resisting a rest

I think it's preying man tits.

So I nicknamed him Re-Peter.

They’re wiped out.

I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”

You still have Gravy

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

Anteetha

So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"

I told her I’m too full now

The warden had to weigh the pros and cons

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

He's just Biden his time

Reintarnation

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”

“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.

“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.

“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.

A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”

“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.

Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”

“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”

“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.

And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”

Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.

I sighed and said, "Okay, for the nth time..."

Me: You know I don’t own any sweaters.

The first one was probably justified, the the second one was just re-volting.

It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.

I was crushed by the news.

I love to reiterate.

So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door

The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"

I can hardly walk.

Those days were the Wurst.

I love to reiterate.