After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...
...but only one strip at a time.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I committed Seppuku once. I don't think I have the guts to do it again.
Seppuku is the suicidal act of stabbing yourself in the stomach.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.
Kenya believe their dominance
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︎ Jan 17 2020
I said it once and Iβll say it again.
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︎ Dec 13 2017
I've said it once and I'll say it again...
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︎ Nov 30 2019
If you ride a bike once, then ride it again
is that recycling?
(My dad's joke)
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︎ Jul 28 2019
I took the Agnetha from ABBA our for dinner once. I bumped into her again last week and asked if she enjoyed it and would she like to go for dinner again. She said...
βThere's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, For a Nandos.β
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Just once i want to hear a tv chef take a pinch of herbs and say "thyme" *second pinch "and thyme again".
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Once again the annual ninja parade passed through town unnoticed.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
What do you get when Hitler doesn't lie, then lies once, then again, then two more times, then three times, then five, then eight, then thirteen times?
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︎ Oct 30 2018
A struggling tech company once again failed to make their teleportation device work.
The results were neither here nor there.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.
Now This raises more questions.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
iβm gonna say it once and iβll say it again
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︎ Dec 16 2017
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︎ Nov 13 2014
[daily jumble] After his heart surgery, the marathon runner was happy to once again be a...
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︎ Apr 24 2014
I've said it once and I'll say it again
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I said it once and I'll say it again.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I said it once and Iβll say it again.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I said it once and Iβll say it again.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
Iβve said it once and Iβll say it again
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︎ Mar 09 2019
I said it once and Iβll say it again
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︎ Feb 22 2018
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
Iβve said it once and Iβve said it again
And Iβve also said it a third time
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︎ Oct 03 2018
I've said it once and I'll say it again
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︎ Aug 21 2017
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