I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
property owners gone festive!
To boldly go where no man has gone before
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
To the people who haven’t gone to the toilet in 2021
Why are you still holding onto last year’s shit?
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
What do you call tapioca that's gone bad?
I should've gone to bed at least 30 minutes ago...
But I suppose everybody's hindsight is 2020.
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
My German cake has gone missing
If Abraham Lincoln had gone on a hunger strike there would have been an Emaciation Proclamation.
Essentially, anytime a new toilet is christened you are "Going where no man has gone before."
So, I was in a coffee shop drinking tea, and when I reached down to tie my shoe, my tea was gone!
I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea
Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything's gone!
Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
Most Americans are looking forward to December 2020 because Trump should be gone Biden.
Back, back, back... Gone!
When you are afflicted by Heaven with pain down your back, buttock, and hamstring: SCIATICA D'SHMAYA.
With Trump gone from the presidency
hindsight really will be 2020.
Has science gone too far?
Maybe, I can barely see it from here.
I think the front of my foot has gone dead-asleep.
Now they are a bunch of coma-toes.
If anyone has any advice for cosmetic surgery that’s gone terribly wrong...
I've gone and confused the words 'Yakuza' with 'Jacuzzi'
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
My brother has gone into business fixing car ignitions.
Two friends are having a conversation. "My wife has just gone on vacation in the Carribbean" say's one. "Jamaica?" replies the other.
What do you call a death sentence gone wrong?
Good concept, bad execution.
He'll be gone in a day or two.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Stolen from r/tumblr)
My sister says she’s gone vegan but I don’t believe her.
I’ve always thought she’s full of balogna.
I told my wife that I was going out for a while. She asked me how long I would be gone. I said,
Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.
My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
My husband said the baby hadn't slept AT ALL when I was gone, which is abnormal.
I told him, "the baby...is resisting a-rest."
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
And then it dawned on me.
My dad's just messaged me saying my mum noticed her eyebrows have gone today. He drew some rabbits in their place and sent me a photo..
Asking if they look like hares from a distance!
Chris has gone at it over a year now..
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD
It was here a minute ago
Edit : fixed the spelling
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...
I swear it was here just a minute ago.
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