my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
Two antenna met on a roof and eventually got married
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible
One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
I knew my dad's influence would eventually pay off.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
Poor Bart eventually caught Coronavirus..
...He was displaying the usual Simpsons.
Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their homes without sports and in 9 months babies will be born.
They will be known as the Coronials
A guy is walking along, and he continues to walk. Eventually he walks into a well. Why did the guy walk into a well?
He couldn’t see that well
Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards
The writing is on the wall
Once a Bank of America Bank cheque was lying next to a Wells Fargo Bank cheque, they started talking to each other and became friends....eventually, they became so close that they became
A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...
...it was just one ting after another
My friend stole my broken pen but eventually returned it.
That doesn't make it write.
I was struggling to find a sale on boating equipment. Eventually I did find one.
The phone was ringing for a while and I eventually got up to get it.
"Are you going to answer that call anytime today?" yelled my wife.
"No," I replied. "Probably a simple 'hello' will suffice."
When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...
It had a short shelf life!
It took the Simian Council weeks of tense negotiating for a new Constitution, but eventually...
it all ended with a Round of Ape Laws.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
TIL: George Washington predicted that eventually the $1 bill will contain his likeness.
In that regard, he was on the money.
When I was shadowing for my new school with my parents, we eventually walked into the math room, and saw a dry-erase board.
My dad couldn't resist the urge, and so, he shouted out:
"That's remarkable!"
If a trophy wife sits around long enough she’ll eventually atrophy
Last night I was late to a dinner with friends because I couldn't find any parking. Eventually, I just parked the car in a place with a lot of foot traffic.
I bet they'll eventually make a reality TV show about robots who hit on underage humans, and it'll be called
Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U
Most people know of Godwin's Law, that eventually every every internet discussion will reference a certain German dictator. TIL that there is another one about referencing a certain German salad; it's Cole's Law.
If you keep trying the same sudoku puzzle, you willl eventually solve it.
It's just a numbers game, really.
All countries eventually got Coronavirus...
But China got it right off the bat.
All countries eventually got the coronavirus but...
china got it right of the bat
All countries got coronavirus eventually, but...
China got it right off the bat!
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
Every country will get COVID-19 eventually...
but China got it right off the bat.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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