There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...
It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!
A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future.
The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
Past present and future walk into a bar
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
What kind of dinosaur can see the future?
I asked my future father-in-law for his daughter's hand in marriage.
He said I hope you take the rest of her too!!
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
How do demons find out about their future?
They read a horror-scope.
Lets go back to the future!
Man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he can see into the future.
The doctor asks, "When did this start?"
Patient replies, "Next Tuesday"
A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible
On the way to the therapist, I told my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”
She said, “Yeah.”
I said, “I knew it!”
My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo
You can use ketchup to tell the future
In Heinzsight you probably can't
The Pasta, Present and Future [OC]
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
The light of my life, a future dad:
I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars
It feels like their days are numbered.
Finally got around to watching the whole “Back to the Future” trilogy!
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
Where do fat people go when they want to see into the future?
I didn't put my watch back this weekend, so I'm living in the future.
If there's anything you want to know, about what's going to happen, just ask me.
Doctor I think I’ve gained the ability to see into the future
It all started next Tuesday
Good punmanship is an investment in your future
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
In the future, historians will call 2020 the Hindsight year because we have clearly seen it all
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
It's intense tense in tents
In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
Your mother couldn’t believe that an actual skunk could predict the future.
But it was a real fortune smeller.
I once had a dream about the future
There was milk in the fridge
My future boss asked if i could perform under pressure.
I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"
At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?”
There is no Iran in the future
My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.
It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme
I was watching back to the future and I am amazed at how well they hold up.
They truly were ahead of their time
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar
And things got a little tense.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar,
Things got a little tense.
The past, present and future walk into a room.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar
Things got a little tense
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
The past,The present and The future entered a bar
Past, present and future walked into a bar.
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