There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...

It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future.

The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.

At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrahamRavity
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Past present and future walk into a bar

It was a tense moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-sharkey97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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If you travel to the future and get decapitated

You'd be ahead of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What kind of dinosaur can see the future?

A tarot-dactyl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaktor09
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I asked my future father-in-law for his daughter's hand in marriage.

He said I hope you take the rest of her too!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.

Things got a little tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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How do demons find out about their future?

They read a horror-scope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Lets go back to the future!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ki00b
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he can see into the future.

The doctor asks, "When did this start?"

Patient replies, "Next Tuesday"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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A robot from the future decided to avoid eliminating its target for as long as possible

It's a Procrastinator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khaos_Gorvin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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On the way to the therapist, I told my wife, β€œYou are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”

She said, β€œYeah.”

I said, β€œI knew it!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo

Less minimalism is more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komirade666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I am from the future
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidwardtron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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You can use ketchup to tell the future

In Heinzsight you probably can't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tragicsnow11740
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The Pasta, Present and Future [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A Solid Future

I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divinepyramid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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The light of my life, a future dad:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rooftopfilth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars

It feels like their days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_fury_2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Finally got around to watching the whole β€œBack to the Future” trilogy!

It’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bskizzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The most important question before choosing your future wife ...

Which is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Where do fat people go when they want to see into the future?

A Four chin teller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I didn't put my watch back this weekend, so I'm living in the future.

If there's anything you want to know, about what's going to happen, just ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Doctor I think I’ve gained the ability to see into the future

It all started next Tuesday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucarboi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Good punmanship is an investment in your future
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortilsola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

β€œDon’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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In the future, historians will call 2020 the Hindsight year because we have clearly seen it all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JokerJangles123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.

It's intense tense in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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In the future...

In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Your mother couldn’t believe that an actual skunk could predict the future.

But it was a real fortune smeller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b33fb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I once had a dream about the future

There was milk in the fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl1tchyVirus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My future boss asked if i could perform under pressure.

I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, β€œYou are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?”

Her: Yes

Me: I knew it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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There is no Iran in the future
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrohkWaifu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.

It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I was watching back to the future and I am amazed at how well they hold up.

They truly were ahead of their time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxHero5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.

It was very tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuddlemath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar

And things got a little tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar,

Things got a little tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The past, present and future walk into a room.

It was tense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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A Solid Future

I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divinepyramid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar

Things got a little tense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The past,The present and The future entered a bar

It was tense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onowl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanAhJustSay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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