The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
The furniture store keeps calling me.
But I only wanted one nightstand
Do you know what someone says when they have no access to Swedish furniture stores?
What do you call a furniture store that isover 30 km away?
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store?
The cops are looking for a guy in my town who keeps stealing futons from furniture stores.
They suspect he’s lying low.
My boss accused me of stealing, and fired me from my job at the furniture store. But I regret nothing.
Sometimes you have to take a stand.
My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.
Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST".
"Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked.
"Nope, that's not him.", I replied.
"So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded.
"Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"
A furniture pun I put in the store I decorate.
The furniture store banned me from ever coming in after I called them
All I said is that I wanted one night stand.
I asked my dad why he never goes to the furniture store next door
He said it was too close for comfort.
Dad sees a dog in a car in-front of a furniture store: What a cute carpet.
I was at the furniture store today but couldn't decide if I should buy a bed or not
I think I'll have to sleep on it
What do you call a smart car parked at a furniture store?
My wife at the furniture store: “I’m looking for a small ottoman.”
I was at a furniture store
Someone said "oh they have satin sheets!"
I said "that's weird, who sat in them?"
And got that look we all love.
I was in the furniture store this weekend
My husband and I sat down on one of the sofas and the sales guy said "You know, this is an Ellen DeGeneres."
I looked at him, at bit puzzled, and said "I dunno, it looks more like a couch to me."
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
A furniture store keeps calling me..
All I wanted was one night stand.
My local furniture store keeps calling me but...
All I wanted was one night stand
A girl at the furniture store keeps calling me.
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This furniture store keeps emailing me,
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The girl from the furniture store keeps calling me.
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The furniture store keeps calling me.....
I thought I made it clear I only wanted the one night stand
A furniture store keeps calling me
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A furniture store keeps calling me
All I wanted was one night stand.
The furniture store keeps calling me
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A furniture store keeps calling me. I only wanted a one night stand.
A furniture store keeps calling me.
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How far away is the furniture store?
The furniture store won’t stop calling me..
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This furniture stores keep calling me!
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The furniture store kept calling me back...
But I said all I wanted was One Night Stand
The furniture store keeps calling me back
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The furniture store keeps calling me
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