Bright Future Puns

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It already has 27 million degrees...

I heard my son mutter something to himself as he turned the light on in another room. I asked him what he said.

"I said, 'Let me shed some light on things.' "

That's a classic that I use every chance I get. I'm so proud!

The future is bright

Children were so intelligent, they have a bright future ahead.

Dad: Because the future is too bright, son.

You've got a bright future, kid.

Me: What's on your shirt? Him: Dinosaurs! Me: Have you ever seen a dinosaur? Him: No. They all died. That's why they're called die-nosaurs.

Kid has a bright future.

Edit: verb tense

In honor of Fathers Day, I'll share my father's two favorite jokes.

As a kid, whenever I would do something good in school, as in pass a test or get a good grade, my father would say "Wow, you're so bright, I should call you sun"

Whenever somebody would be leaving our house, whether it be friends or other family (nobody was safe) his closing line would be "well if I don't see you in the future, I guess I'll see you in the pasture!"

The light is beaming into my eyes. "Woah, it's so bright..", I remark.

"It's the future!"

"... What, Dad?"

"It's the future, Ermen, it's so bright!"

/u/notearsonlybrokenleg:

>My wife just gave birth to my beautiful new sun, Arthur.

>Here's to a bright future for my little man!

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/suns/comments/2rupxf/im_a_proud_new_father/

edit: Hmm. He knew.

Cook: If we add some vegetables, it will give the soup more volume Friend's daughter: Whatever you do to the soup, it's not going to get any softer or louder.

She's 8. I predict a long, bright future of dad jokes. :)