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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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You don't need a flashy Telescope

You can see Uranus just fine with a mirror

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladium9999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Boy will I look- flashy in my new tie! thisiswhyimbroke.com/ligh…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i81potato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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Internet seems boring in 2021

Or at least not as β€œflashy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Just had a hectic first day at work

People kept running in and yelling at me that they would need a venti later, then running right back out to their large flashy vans blaring obnoxious music.

I kept having to call after them, saying that β€œthis is a hospital, not a Starbucks!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Our pet duck keeps biting everyone, so I bought a cheap muzzle for it.

Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I told my dad about Mark Roberts (the serial streaker), he asked me if I knew he was considering retirement.

Dad: "Hey you know that guy is considering retirement, right?"

Me: "Wait, really?"

Dad: "I'm serious, but he said he'd stick it out for another year."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TooCoolForSpoole
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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My wife caught glitter on my forehead.

My oldest asked me why I needed glitter at the office?

I told him because I wanted to be flashy.

The look his mom gave me was jackpot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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"Look, all these ladies know me!"

When I was a kid, and my parents would drive me somewhere, we often had to take a road that had a bunch of brothels by the side. It's not a dirty neighbourhood or anything, just a fairly busy street between two cities. One time, my dad slowed down, and started waving at the ladies in the brothels.

I saw him waving and tried to see what he was waving at. "Look son, all these ladies know me", he said. And indeed, all these barely clothed ladies standing in these houses with flashy lights were waving right back at him. I was completely in aww of him! When I asked him who those ladies were he wouldn't answer, he'd only say: "oh, just good friends". He did that the next couple of times we passed that road and it took me a few years to figure out what was going on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brokeit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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My Dad had bought a new camera flash

I simply replied "ooohhh, that's flashy!", his eyes rolled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonster123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.

It isn’t flashy, but it fits the bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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