I hear he knows how to really make an entrance.
You can see Uranus just fine with a mirror
Or at least not as “flashy”
Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
People kept running in and yelling at me that they would need a venti later, then running right back out to their large flashy vans blaring obnoxious music.
I kept having to call after them, saying that “this is a hospital, not a Starbucks!”
Dad: "Hey you know that guy is considering retirement, right?"
Me: "Wait, really?"
Dad: "I'm serious, but he said he'd stick it out for another year."
My oldest asked me why I needed glitter at the office?
I told him because I wanted to be flashy.
The look his mom gave me was jackpot.
When I was a kid, and my parents would drive me somewhere, we often had to take a road that had a bunch of brothels by the side. It's not a dirty neighbourhood or anything, just a fairly busy street between two cities. One time, my dad slowed down, and started waving at the ladies in the brothels.
I saw him waving and tried to see what he was waving at. "Look son, all these ladies know me", he said. And indeed, all these barely clothed ladies standing in these houses with flashy lights were waving right back at him. I was completely in aww of him! When I asked him who those ladies were he wouldn't answer, he'd only say: "oh, just good friends". He did that the next couple of times we passed that road and it took me a few years to figure out what was going on.
I simply replied "ooohhh, that's flashy!", his eyes rolled
It isn’t flashy, but it fits the bill.
