With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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First time I plowed my garden, I noticed something shiny in one of the hunks of dirt. Upon rubbing it, I found the whole hunk of dirt was shiny on the inside! I repeated this on other hunks of dirt and each one was shiny on the inside! That made me realize...

Every clod has a silver lining.

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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?

They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eawesome00
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I saw this dress decorated with small shiny disks: three on the arm, five on the collar, eight on the back...

They were Fibonacci sequins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andronaut_
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People spend real money on special shiny internet points for this site that are usually rewarded to comments that are humorous and witty.

Does that make those comments comedy gold?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kushala-dankora
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Shiny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digibac0n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Shiny rims!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
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What did the shiny metal say to the dull metal?

What in tarnation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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That's why it's called "Peligro" (OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I was going to make a joke about cash Machines but

I can’t think of any atm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welsh97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalingus03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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This belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJLTGame
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_cow_9n---gucc
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To whoever stole my adhd meds

Oooooh shiny object

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My bank sells repo cars. The other day, they had a Lincoln sedan for sale...

I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:

Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?

😎😎😎😎😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurbsideChaos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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So,Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a Shiny COOP-per coin on the other side!BADUMTSSSSSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaRamo989
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Why were the other puppies teasing the sled dog.

He was a little husky.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Birthdays & Christmas

For my son's birthday; if he gets a small square book shaped gift, before he unwraps it I always say "Oooh, I bet it's a shiny new bicycle!" every present, every time - I think it drives the wife more insane than my son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatapain1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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Buying a new car

My dad and I were at a car dealership and the car salesman came to us and held out the key to show us the car and said 'Lets look at it' and my dad said 'Wow it is a very shiny key'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagr8bomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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Friend lost some weight...

Friend: I've lost a stone (6.35 kg) and I feel great!

Her dad: I am normally sad when I lose something. What sort was it? Shiny and smooth or rough and crystaly? I can find you another one.

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