..this isn't for me.
Used to be called Matt.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Every clod has a silver lining.
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Does that make those comments comedy gold?
They were Fibonacci sequins
What in tarnation?
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
I can’t think of any atm.
Oooooh shiny object
I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:
Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?
😎😎😎😎😎
Because there was a Shiny COOP-per coin on the other side!BADUMTSSSSSSS
He was a little husky.
For my son's birthday; if he gets a small square book shaped gift, before he unwraps it I always say "Oooh, I bet it's a shiny new bicycle!" every present, every time - I think it drives the wife more insane than my son.
My dad and I were at a car dealership and the car salesman came to us and held out the key to show us the car and said 'Lets look at it' and my dad said 'Wow it is a very shiny key'.
Friend: I've lost a stone (6.35 kg) and I feel great!
Her dad: I am normally sad when I lose something. What sort was it? Shiny and smooth or rough and crystaly? I can find you another one.
