What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?

I see red people

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Why are camels sand colored?

camelflage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kvnhntn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What did the first person in a colored photo say?

Color me impressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icystuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I tried looking at the world through rose colored glasses

Unfortunately, it just made the world cold and gray...

That’s when I finally realized I’m colorblind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.

He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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These vegetables are colored green. google.com/search?q=colla…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PS4_noobmaster69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...

I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.

The poor man dyed a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Bee one with the universe, colored pencils, 6x6"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky_Gamer3495
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What’s white, thin, and colored on by kids?

Me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogan2929
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a coffee colored cow that has just given birth?

Decalfinated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idontwearbowties
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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My Dad told me a joke about colored food...

I dyed a little on the inside.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What did the first person in a colored photograph say?

Color me impressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icystuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?

He dyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapstossaway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Some parents won’t let their kids have colored hair.

They’ll never dye on their watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntpeters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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I went to the craft store, and got a new neon-colored marker.

It was the highlight of my whole day, actually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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ringolio comments on [North Texas] Found this guy and a smaller, lighter colored one on my car after a short but hard rain reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/khayber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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So my friend asked me where the colored printers in the library where

I told him its 2015, segregation is over and he can use whatever printer he wanted.

I got the groan and he walked away to ask the librarian...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnuhhh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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