The black spiderman
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anon_outlaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What did the black panther say when he saw someone doing something weird?

Wakanda shit is this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bl3kBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Roses are black, violets are black

I suck at gardening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Whoa Black Betty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/97AByss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leveonthis
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What will you call a Black Man who is flying a plane?

Pilot, you racist humans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KG_01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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" Hey, did you know the Black Panther 2 is coming out soon" said my friend..

"Wakanda movies is it?" i asked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Aayush11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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I asked a black belt if he could give me some karate advice

Then I realised belts can't talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?

Urethra Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelynumber72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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My son asked why so many people liked black olives...

I replied, β€œyou should ask olive them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdaChinz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!

I love you refrigerator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Black Smoke Rising by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DARKKN1GHT453
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?

A punisher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkthegrid
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Anyone remember the first Lennox Lewis - Evander Holyfield fight? I heard it was a black tie event.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I just got a black belt yesterday!

It's in my wardrobe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarperso
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?

He kept hitting on 17.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...

There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I told my friend I don’t see color. He was shocked and said,”But you’ve known me for forever and you’re saying you don’t know I’m black?” Then I said,

β€œI don’t know man, you look kinda gray to me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApUmKinFaCe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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If a Bluebird has blue-babies, and a blackbird has black-babies, what kind of bird has no-babies?

A Swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What is black and smells like green paint?

Black paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same

If you heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?

Divertity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOlio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Black holes are the biggest mass murderers

Literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeZzUs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.

I think he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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What goes black white black white black white black white black white thump???

A nun falling down the stairs.

What's black and white and laughs???

The nun that pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Did you hear about the black bird that steals cattle?

It's the rustle crow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What's black and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SausageOnToast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?

He's a Bose man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpome7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Why don't pigs who wear black clothing get picked on?

Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Triple Black Panther Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesam114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What does the black panther say when he is confused

Wakanda nonsense is this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDWa1rus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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You know what the toughest thing about being a gay black police officer is?

The discrimination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill__DeWahl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?

A "Brown Market?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?

It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dishwasherfetus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sine_nomine1859
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Dad: β€œI like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”

β€œ...don’t go with anything.”

My dad never makes β€œdad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueholeload
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...

...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They’re the Tolkien white guys.

*Sent to my by a co-worker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hensfan85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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The first photograph of a black hole was released

It sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumplingBoiii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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From my dad, a minute ago: β€œyour mom and I went to a completely pitch black restaurants once”

β€œThey didn’t have any seafood there!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackwellsucks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I put a miniature black hole in my house

It really brings the family together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot you racist piece of crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krmsgnd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valonnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...

The task always saps my strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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BLK, the black bottled water, is best served warm.

If you want it cold, you have to add the AC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJ4mmer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?

Pandamonium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Black Friday shopping
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What's black and weighs a lot?

A scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?

Prices get slashed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why do Russian astronauts only drink black coffee?

Because in space, no one here use cream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I was intending to publish a book about the Black Death

Until I was accused of plaguerism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwgirlforever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/klatkasalowa5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If crows make black babies & doves make white babies, what makes no babies?

...Swallows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youngtrafford87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I’ve just been helping a man wearing a black robe holding a scythe get the frost off of his car

I was de-icing with death

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What goes black white, black white, back white? A penguin rolling down a hill. What goes black white, haha, black white, haha?

The penguin that pushed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseDonkey0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What's black and really huge?

Space you pervert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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You know the what's brown and sticky. Well what's black and bad for your teeth?

A bowling ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda2377
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Orange is the New Black.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1511018010051
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Who had the hottest Black Friday deals this year?

Kohl’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?

A sweet deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Someone asked if I were the black man that makes the "Hope" brand of vegetables.

I replied, "Yes, I can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Black shoes and boots are made out of

Carbon dyed ox hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StokyoDrift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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As I am checking out, I read his nametag and I ask the large black male cashier, "did your momma really name you Amanda?"

I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My kid asked if he could paint his face black for Halloween.

I don’t know, it might come back to haunt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonsuggestivename
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What's red, white and black?

A dead zebra

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My mom used to fly Black Hawks and Hueys.

I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a black and white striped brassiere?

A zebra

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What goes black white black white black white black white?

A zebra crossing a zebra crossing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisdq17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What's black, dangerous & hides in trees?

A crow with a machine gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owls_n_bees
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a Black person who flies an airplane?

A pilot you racist bastard!

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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We were walking down the street, when a group of black metal musicians approached us.

My friend turned to me and quipped, "Oh oh! Here comes treble!"

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why does Melkor have a larger collection of black clothing than Sauron?

because he's Morgoth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sororita
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Black eye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kluferfmernder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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If a Bluebird has blue-babies, and a blackbird has black-babies, what kind of bird has no-babies?

A Swallow.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qdontevenknow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin, rolling down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expressionless420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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