Because the underpants were a 100% off.
Prices get slashed!
A sweet deal.
Kohl’s
It was the biggest sail event they’ve ever had.
They always have a blowout!
...you're up all night to get Lucky.
He broke.
Black Sabbath
It's going to be grand
There were so many great shales!
sister: What kind of laptop is it?
me: Its a Dell
Mom: I thought Adele was a singer?
Employee: "The whole store is 30% off."
Dad: "Oh jeez, I don't think I can afford that much"
"$200 for Beats by Dr. Dre? I can just go to the supermarket and get them for $2 per pound!"
My sister's boyfriend came across a Sketchers ad when he said 'It's a little messed up that Kim Kardashian got famous from being in a sex tape and now she's selling Sketchers to little girls'. And my father says 'Yeah that's pretty sketchy'. Brilliant.
Him: "Today's Black Friday right?"
Me: "Yep"
Him: "Then why's it so bright out?"
I know where my dad gets his humor.
