Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"
because they lighten me up
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Man I hate dark humour
I can't really see what's so funny about it.
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
In the darkness...
In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!
People can take a dark joke too far...
...but a dad joke is farther!
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
A True Dark Horse Candidate [OC]
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
A person was arrested at the special Olympics.
Best and worst death ? /!\ dark humor
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfather’s friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »
Murderer jokes are very dark
But sometimes they kill the audience
At my boss's funeral, kneeling down and whispering slowly.
Who's thinking out of box now Kevin?
A darker one my 10 year old dropped on me... (possibly triggering)
She could see I was stressed out with work and she and I have a very dark sense of humour.
Hey Dad, you ok?
Yeah li'l beat just over worker and tired and stressed about the holidays.
"hey dad, lots of men struggle with mental health don't worry about it too much, Robin Williams and Kurt Cobain daughters turned out just fine."
My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.
She's black toes intolerant.
Everybody talks about the dark side of Reddit
I made a meme about unvaccinated children
My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
Why was the cow scared of the dark?
Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can’t c in the dark
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
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