But in the end, he went back to ghost
It was pretty Loki
But that’s just projected figures.
In a way, I was beside myself.
A Christmas stalking.
...I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps!
Because she had a make-up exam!
Its been living under a rock
Let's have a show of hands!
They really are fucking heroes
They're always acting shady.
Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"
"Yes you are"
...I beat the air.
My parents are in town for a visit. Keep in mind that I have a 3 year old, so the dad jokes have doubled around here lately.
We go eat and I'm sharing a big burger with my wife. It has a fried egg on it, which I don't like, so I gave her the half with the yolk in it. She bit into it and the yolk broke and dribbled all over her hand. Before I could say anything, my dad mumbles, "Looks like the yolk's on you".
I said, " NOOOOOOOOO you beat me to it!" as my wife and my mom rolled their eyes and groaned. I'm pretty good at the dad jokes, but my dad has the grandfather buff or something.
Because it was powered by the dark side.
They're not light enough.
...Now if only the prices would fall