Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...

aren't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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A dwarf who was a mystic escaped from jail.

The news said there was a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I don't know much about vampire dwarfs

But they are a little bit...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Millbrook27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...

Not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rendesr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s a little condescending.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What’s the difference between a Dwarf and an Elf

Very little

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?

There’s small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50pciggy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.

The news reported that there's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What you do get from a dwarf cow?

... condensed milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today.

Not happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cade1102
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.

I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kordesii2358
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...

...I'm feeling a little Flemish.Β Β  cough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Did you hear about the recent dwarf survey?

It found 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. I was shocked and appalled.

How could anyone stoop so low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reteperator
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America

Because you're looking a little chilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clearlytrippin179
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a dwarf convict with a debilitating skin disease?

A lepercon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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When does the dwarf that is a knight, guard the castle?

Mid-knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_nikon_burned
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Ever hear the one about the domestically abusive dwarf and his tall wife?

It's a knee slapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.

Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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You guys hear about that dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?

He's a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common ?

Very little

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common ? /r/Jokes/comments/f58a2v/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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A dwarf was pickpocketed recently.

I dont know how someone could stoop so low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adrous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs

Very little

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_idiot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My dwarf wife has been feeling a bit down lately
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarinrud2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today...

I thought that was a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theguy617
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

Thought to myself, β€œthat’s a little condescending”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giacal3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeispunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison.

I thought to myself... β€œthat’s a little condescending”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?

He fell!

It was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Othon1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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A dwarf clairvoyant just escaped prison

Police say there is a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashh640
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a fortune telling dwarf who escapes from prison?

A small medium at large!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?

A small medium at large!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call a dwarf clairvoiyant who just escaped jail?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...

...I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I got robbed by six dwarfs today.

Not happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed

How could anyone stoop so low?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumikue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall

I thought to myself, β€œnow that’s a little condescending”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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A psychic dwarf broke out of prison last night

Authorities are looking for a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?

"SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcidBathVampire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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