From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.

He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.

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I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire

Just something I ass pyre to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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After 15 years I thought I was finally over my addiction of performing stunts from old western movies

But today I've fallen off the wagon.

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Fire eaters are attracted to their stunts...

... like moUths to a flame.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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A Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie.

During the funeral, his mother walks towards the director and says,

"Jesus died for your scenes."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Jackie Chan recently announced that they have received the surgery to transition from male to female. Though, despite this, the most shocking part of this interview was her saying she will no longer be doing her own stunts.

She just doesn’t have the balls anymore

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why can't Jackie Chan do stunts in the winter?

He always gets kung flu.

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I went to the circus and saw a wet flying mammal performing stunts.

He was an aquabat.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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My brother can do motorcycle stunts in the snow.

It's wheelie cool

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.

We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.

Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.

Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"

And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Man gone with a mango
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?

The circus is filled with cunning stunts

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What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One has a cunning array of stunts.

(Thanks, grandad)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Jamaica

I was on a walk with my Dad last night and our conversation reached the topic of James Bond films.

Dad: "I've been to the place where they filmed the crocodile stunt in Live and Let Die."

Me: "Jamaica?"

Dad: "No, she came of her own accord"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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Father-in-law comments on a little person

I was getting dropped off at school with my now wife by my now father-in-law. There was a little person on campus who happened to pass in front of our car while smoking a cigarette as we were getting ready to get out.

>Wife: "There's the LP who is in my African American studies class. She always has a cigarette in her hand."

>Father-in-law: "She should be careful; it may stunt her growth."

>Me: smirk

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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I like my dad's jokes

Dad: What's the difference between a circus and the rockettes? one is a cunning display of stunts the other is a stunning display of .....

whats the difference between the Panama Canal and Hillary Clinton? one's a busy ditch the others a dizzy .....

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