So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...
...that only happens once in a blue moon.
Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with...
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue
Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids
my party trick is swallowing two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied together....
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
I have a party trick
I swallow 2 pieces of string, after they've passed through my body they come out joined together. I sh*t you knot.
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
I've been teaching my dog a new trick
Now she can fart on my wife's pillow
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?
"Uno, dos..."
And then POOF! He disappeared.
Without a tres.
Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach old people dog tricks.
The trick is working it into a conversation
Tonight, I'm going trick-or-treating with the same costume I had from last year
All my neighbors are going to get a case of déjà BOO.
What do you call magic tricks performed by dads?
What do you call sausages trick or treating?
How do you trick your kids into giving you more fries?
Tell them that eating too much will fry their brains.
People always ask where I learned my impressive vape tricks.
A Hat Trick of Patricks
A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."
(•_,•)
What a mind blowing trick!
Why did the trick or treater throw out their left twix bar?
I showed a mime a magic trick.
Ladies! Destroy the patriarchy with this one simple trick!
Next time a man tells you to make him a sandwich, just say "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
Patriarchy can only be destroyed with dad jokes.
I bought a book of magic tricks. It’s badly written and none of the tricks work.
I guess the magician writer didn’t use spell check.
FDA releases a new warning for black licorice this trick or treat season.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
And for my next trick, I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with
And for my next trick, I will dissapear!
Fuck you pear you taste like shit
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with.
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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