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So thereβs this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that heβd vanish on the count of three. βUnoβ βDosβ
And then he vanished, without a tres.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...
...that only happens once in a blue moon.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why donβt skeletons go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with...
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︎ May 12 2020
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue
Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids
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︎ Sep 06 2020
my party trick is swallowing two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied together....
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I have a party trick
I swallow 2 pieces of string, after they've passed through my body they come out joined together. I sh*t you knot.
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︎ May 27 2020
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
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︎ Mar 25 2020
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I've been teaching my dog a new trick
Now she can fart on my wife's pillow
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︎ Jun 27 2020
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?
"Uno, dos..."
And then POOF! He disappeared.
Without a tres.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach old people dog tricks.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
The trick is working it into a conversation
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Trick or Treat
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Tonight, I'm going trick-or-treating with the same costume I had from last year
All my neighbors are going to get a case of dΓ©jΓ BOO.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call magic tricks performed by dads?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What do you call sausages trick or treating?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
How do you trick your kids into giving you more fries?
Tell them that eating too much will fry their brains.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
People always ask where I learned my impressive vape tricks.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
A Hat Trick of Patricks
A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."
(β’_,β’)
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Why did the trick or treater throw out their left twix bar?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What a mind blowing trick!
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︎ May 21 2019
Spiderbro has a trick
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I showed a mime a magic trick.
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︎ May 09 2019
Ladies! Destroy the patriarchy with this one simple trick!
Next time a man tells you to make him a sandwich, just say "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
Patriarchy can only be destroyed with dad jokes.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I bought a book of magic tricks. Itβs badly written and none of the tricks work.
I guess the magician writer didnβt use spell check.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
FDA releases a new warning for black licorice this trick or treat season.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
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︎ Jun 16 2018
And for my next trick, I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Why donβt skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
And for my next trick, I will dissapear!
Fuck you pear you taste like shit
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︎ Jul 20 2019
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Why donβt skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
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