Sham-pain
"β¦ UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
I said, βHoney, itβs not what it looks like!β
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
I told her, "Wait, this isn't what you think it is!"
Theyβre just optical illusions.
Because trick questions were asked in the exam.
Post: (optical illusion type situation) How many water melons are in this picture?
Everyone else: Numerical guesses.
My dad: "all of them"
The people over at r/funny didn't get it- I hope you guys can appreciate it.
I told him it was an optical illusion.
It's an octuple illusion!
So we're in the car driving to the airport and my dad's talking about his buddy Terry. Terry was in some small movie and my dad was commenting that he played both the referee in a footy game, and then it cut to a shot of the crowd and THERE WAS TERRY. My dad goes "I mean, he could have at least put a different shirt on to create the illusion he was someone else. How silly of him!"
My sister says "You should be real careful dad, you shouldn't make fun of him. You can die from dissin' Terry"
Cue groans and laughter, and my dad conceding the apprentice has surpassed the master.
I told her "babe it's not what it looks like"
...It just looks like one.
