What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
362 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up...
Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone.
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George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
It's Christmas day. Mariah Carey is opening presents around the tree with friends and family. She opens an envelope with a gift, the deed to a piece of residential land.
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
Christmas is 364 days away.
Why do people have decorations up now? It's a long time away.
I work at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas. I'm wearing the costume for most of the day, but sometimes my colleague takes my place while I take a break
I'm the main Claus and he's my subordinate Claus.
Unbelievable! 364 Days until Christmas...
...yet there is deco everywhere already!
This Christmas, I marinated the turkey for 7 days and no one noticed.
I should have known better than to make week sauce.
My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
Damn, there's still 364 days until Christmas...
And people already have their decorations up!
Why did the German man call the police on Christmas day?
Because his bread was Stollen!
Last year, my wife was so angry that I forgot to buy her a Christmas present, but that's not happening this time, because I bought her present two months ago! It's all wrapped up, sitting under the tree, waiting for her on Christmas Day!!
She's going to love these flowers!
What did one body of water say to the other on Christmas day?
Back in the day, I really really wanted a SNES for Christmas, but never got one.
All the children are coming down for Christmas day.
To be frank, it is about time they left their bedrooms.
How annoying, 365 days until Christmas
and there is already decoration everywhere
In many countries in the world, the day after Christmas is called Boxing Day.
It gets a little rough, but so far I'm undefeated.
Rudolph dressed up for delivering presents on Christmas day
Santa: “Hey Rudolph! You’re looking fly today!”
Rudolph: “Oh Santa, you sleigh me!”
I heard a cover of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' the other day. It was painful to listen to, but over quickly.
Like ripping off a Band Aid.
Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"
His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.
We're flying on Christmas day...
At the end of the flight everyone is standing up and getting ready to get off the plane. As the open the doors, a voice over the speaker says "doors disarmed".
"Oh good. I don't want them shooting at me," my dad responds.
It's going to be a long vacation.
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