Have a holly Punny Christmas (oc)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?

A holly davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxxy2025
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a sketchy Italian Neighborhood?

The Spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alboy122303
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Where does mistletoe go to become famous?

Holly Wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollmanovec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Professor just dad-joked the class on the first day

So, our professor was calling out names for attendance:

Professor: "Holly Brown?"

Holly: "Here."

Professor: "Xu Shuo?"


Professor: "I guess we can all say that he's a no-Shuo...."

Facepalms and groans scattered across the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkleworks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Why shouldn't you invite Freddie to decorate for Christmas?

He'll deck the halls with bowels of Holly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Exchange with my dad this morning

Dad: How is everyone this morning?

Me: Good, trying to figure out how to put holly outside to go potty, and not just stand at the back door and bark

Dad: Why are you barking at the back door while holly is pootying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippiepolynerd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Survivors of Dad Jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoonerE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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What Christmas Carol do you sing at a hospital?

The holly and the I.V.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nofrillsoculus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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Dad-er Things

With my 6yo daughter last night watching the episode of Stranger Things entitled "Holly, Jolly"

Her: is this episode called Holly, Jolly?

Me: Yes, it is.

Her: I hope Holly doesn't die.

Me: I think she'll be pleased with the outcome.

Don't know if this counts, but I got a chuckle out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoByNature
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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