Realized my boys will someday be dads after the cat tried to sneak outside tonight

Me, to my two boys: "Hazel tried to escape, but I rescued her!...Or....should I say captured her?"

Boy 1: (pronunciation) "cap- CHURR!"

Boy 2: "Or... You CAT-tured her!"

Boy 1: "No, you CAT cat-ture Hazel!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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The Fault in Our Stars nailed us with a Dad Joke in the first half an hour.

Augustus Waters to his parents: "Hey guys, this is Hazel Grace."

Hazel: "Hi, it's just Hazel."

Mr. Waters: "Hi, Just Hazel!"

He had this awesome shit-eating/dad joke smile on his face it was perfct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badassspaceman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2014
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My dad got me at a football game yesterday, took a few seconds to click...

There was a famous ex-footballer called Tony Hazell who was doing a Q and A at half time. My dad turns to me and says, 'He's a bit of nut that guy.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/really_tall_guy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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A dad in a book

I'm reading The Fault In Our Stars by John Green ( /u/thesoundandthefury ) and in this book a girl visits a boys house. The boy introduces her as 'Hazel Grace'. She then answers 'Just Hazel'.

The next time she comes over, the dad answers the door and says 'Just Hazel, nice to see you'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasberends
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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