Brace yourselves; Christmas puns are coming
Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone.
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Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
Too late for Christmas puns?
Hello pun masters, need some help making a Christmas pun for this one
Need sea-themed christmas puns
Anything to do with fish or the ocean please! I haven't sea-n any reely good ones yet
Help with Cider/Christmas puns....
.....So, I'm gonna be practicing, and homebrewing some Xmas-spiced hard cider soon, so I'll have it mastered by December. I was hoping y'all could give me some punny ideas for the labels I'll eventually be making....cheers for any help!
Give me your best Celebrity Christmas Puns
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."
Need a Dirty Christmas Pun
need a dirty christmas pun to see if a girl is up for a holiday rendezvous. I know there are some good ones but im drawing a blank
I know it's a little late for a Christmas pun...
There once was a Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red. One day, whilst tending to his fields, Rudolph spotted rain clouds on the horizon. He immediately dropped what he was doing and ran inside his hut to tell his wife.
"Honey, there are dark clouds on the horizon. The rains' will be here any minute" he said.
She scoffed at him, "Rudolph you old fool. How could you possibly know that?"
Angered by this, Rudolph turned to her and said...
"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"
[request] cookbook/Christmas pun
Got a cookbook for my mother in law for Christmas. It hasn't come in the mail yet so we're printing out a picture of it and wanted to include pun on it, but husband and I are failing miserably. Help?
I want a new bum for Christmas
I gave my brother a hot dog for Christmas.
...I always knew that he would relish his gift.
A classic Christmas movie
What is the gardener's favourite Christmas carol?
Lettuce grow, lettuce grow, lettuce grow.
My coworkers are like christmas lights,
Half of them dont work and the other half arent that bright.
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “hell no, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
What do you call a middle-Eastern man who doesn't like Christmas?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
An employee asks: "Can I have a week off around christmas?"
Boss: "Its may."
Employee: "Sorry, may I have a week off around christmas?"
I'm a big hit every year at Christmas when I tell the Usain Bolt joke.
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
Gingerbread house for Christmas
Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present
And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
What do you type into a time machine if you want to go to Christmas?
Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
What do Londoners get for christmas?
Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?
They’re for the festive period!
Have a holly Punny Christmas (oc)
Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
Christmas is getting a little punny around here this year
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?
I need all your Christmas puns, ASAP!
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