Why do pies like mistletoe?
Because they like to pukka up
Where does mistletoe go to become famous?
Holly Wood
Athletes get athlete's foot. What do astronauts get?
Mistletoe (missile-toe)
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
It's a tradition
Q: Where's the best place to get a Christmas goose?
A: Under the mistletoe.
An oldie but baddie
If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe.
