How to Correctly Name Your MCC teams and why your Current Names are Bad

Let's say you made a set of mcc teams. but you don't know what to call them! How will Scott ever know what team you want if its not given in an easily spammable format? Ever wonder why people requested fruitninja and Dreambomb? Well this post has your answers.

Teams are generally divided into 3 main naming categories. Duos, Trios, And Full Teams.

Duos are made up of the 2 most skillful players' names (by s2 average) shortened into one word. the remaining 2 players are listed as unshortened names.

Format: P1P2 + P3 and P4
Example: DreamBomb + Grian and Niki

The Shortened names are as follows: (P1/P2)

Sapnap: Sap/Nap

Illumina: Illu/Ninja

fruitberries: Fruit/Berries

PeteZahHutt: Pizza/Hutt

Punz: Punz/Punz

Quig: Quig/Quig

Dream: Dream/Dream

Fundy: Fundy/Fundy

SB737: SB/SB

Krtzyy: Krtzyy/Krtzyy

Antfrost: Ant/Frost

Ranboo: Ranboo/Boo

Vikkstar: Vikk/Vikk

TapL: Tap/L

Mefs: Mef/Mefs

GeorgeNotFound: Gogy/NotFound

Tubbo: Tub/Tubbo

Smajor1995: Scott/Smajor

Seapeekay: CP/PK

HBomb94: H/Bomb

TommyInnit: Tommy/Innit

Ryguyrocky: Ryguy/Guyrocky

PrestonPlayz: Preston/Preston

F1NN5TER: Finn/Finn

Smallishbeans: Bean/Beans

Grian: Grian/Grian

Sneegsnag: Sneeg/Snag

InTheLittleWood: Martyn/LittleWood

CaptainSparklez: Cap/Sparklez

Ph1LzA: Phil/Za

WilburSoot: Wilbur/Soot

Slimecicle: Slime/Slime

fWhip: fWhip/fWhip

Wisp: Wisp/Wisp

Awesamdude: Awesam/Samdude

Krinios: Krini/Krinios

SolidarityGaming: Jimmy/Jimmy

5up: 5up/Up

Spifey: Spifey/Fey

Sylvee: Sylv/Sylvee

BadBoyHalo: Bad/Halo

Ponk: Ponk/Ponk

DanTDM: Dan/Dan

KarlJacobs: Karl/Jacobs

CaptainPuffy: Puffy/Puffy

vGumiho: Gumi/Gumi

GeeNelly: Gee/Nelly

PearlescentMoon: Pearl/Moon

Eret: Eret/Eret

JackManifoldTV: Jack/Manifold

Cubfan135: Cub/Cub

Shubble: Shubble/Shubble

GeminiTay: Gem/Tay

OrionSound: Oli/Sound

GizzyGazza: Gizzy/Gazza

Quackity: Quack/Quackity

Katherineelizabeth: Katherine/Elizabeth

FalseSymmetry: False/False

Michaelmcchill: Michael/Mcchill

RTGame: RT/RTGame

Skeppy: Skeppy/Skeppy

Rendog: Ren/Dog

KaraCorvus: Kara/Corvus

Nihachu: Niki/Niki

ConnorEatsPants: Connor/EatsPants

KingBurren: Burren/Burren

KryticZeuZ: Krytic/Zeuz

Vixella: Vix/ella

DrGluon: Gluon/Gluon

JamesTurner: James/Turner

Exceptions: Some duos have special names, such as but not limited to:
Dream/Tommy: Disc Duo
InTheLittleWood/Rendog: Renchanting
PeteZahHut/Grian: Pizzacrust

Trios are made up of 3 members of a group as the name of the group, with the remaining person separate

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[RATE ANNOUNCEMENT] War on Christmas Rate

Hello Jollies!

We here at indieheads rate hq have one final rate prepped for this year and it's a real doozy. Like, you might wanna be sitting down for this one with your laptop under the mistletoe or with one of 'em eggnog beverages by a yule log. That's right, it's a bonafide Christmas Rate, but with a TWIST! We're taking all (TWENTY TWO) of those classics and pitting them against (TWENTY TWO) Indie Christmas Songs that were voted on by the populace of this here subreddit!

#Welcome...to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS RATE!


So, here's the songs:

Classic Christmas Songs

Band Aid – Do They Know It’s Christmas?

The Beach Boys – Little Saint Nick

Mariah Carey – All I Want for Christmas is You

The Carpenters – Merry Christmas Darling

Nat King Cole – The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)

Bing Crosby – White Christmas

The Crystals – Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Jose Feliciano – Feliz Navidad

Ella Fitzgerald – Winter Wonderland

Judy Garland – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Vince Guaraldi Trio – Christmastime is Here

Brenda Lee – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

John Lennon & Yoko Ono – Happy Xmas (War is Over)

Paul McCartney – Wonderful Christmastime

The Pogues – Fairytale of New York

Elvis Presley – Blue Christmas

Thurl Ravenscroft – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

The Ronettes – Sleigh Ride

Run-DMC – Christmas in Hollis

The Waitresses – Christmas Wrapping

Wham – Last Christmas

Andy Williams – It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Indie Christmas Songs

100 gecs – sympathy 4 the grinch

Beach House – I Do Not Care for the Winter Sun

Beat Happening – Christmas

The Beths – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Phoebe Bridgers – If We Make It Through December

Julian Casablancas – I Wish it was Christmas Today

Charly Bliss & PUP – It’s Christmas and I Fucking Miss You

Cocteau Twins – Frosty the Snowman

Frightened Rabbit – It’s Christmas So We’ll Stop

Sidney Gish – Santa Baby

Margo Guryan – I Don’t Intend to Spend Christmas Without You

illuminati hotties – xmas wishlist (what we all asked for)

LCD Soundsystem – Christmas Will Break Your Heart

Low – Just Like Christmas

Merzbow – Silent Night

Phoenix ft. Bill Murray – Alone on Christmas Day

The Raveonettes – The Christmas Song

Ryuichi Sakamoto – Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

Say Sue Me – Christmas, It’s Not a Biggie

Sufjan Stevens – That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!

Tom Waits – Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis

Kanye West – Christ

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Teams with Requested/ Returning Duos for MCC Christmas

Hello!

I've created a team that comprises of several duos are requested on the subreddit, returning duos, and new duos that I think would be fun. My focus for this one would be to create teams which come from communities which are outside of them. In that way, they'll interact with players whom they haven't teamed up before to create diversity in MCC.

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Red Reindeers - Illumina | CaptainSparklez | IntheLittleWood | Shubble

- I always wanted Captain and Illumina to team together. It will also be a strong team with diverse skillsets. Will this team break the curse? We'll going to find out!

Coral Carollers - Sapnap | Cubfan135 | FalseSymmetry | Smallishbeans

- Yes, you've seen it right. Sapnap is teamed with Hermitcrafters! This would be an interesting team as it combines several members from two large MC groups. I do want them to interact and team with each other tbh. Also this team is similar to MCC12 Lime but we replace Sapnap with Fruit. Also this team comprises of Sapnap-Cubfan duo. As we may know, Cubfan hinted that he wants to team with Sapnap in some MCCs.

Yellow Yetis - Punz | SMajor | KaraCorvus | JackManifold

- Punz-Smajor duo!!! This is an interesting team tbh. With Punz' leadership on PVP and Smajor for team games, I predict that this team would do very well!

Mint Mistletoes - Krtzyy | Krinios | Ranboo | TheEret

- A strong team TBH. I made the duo of Krtzyy-Ranboo because I think that they complement each other well. This also comprises of MCC players coming from different groups so their interaction would be fun to watch.

Emerald Elves - Quig | Tubbo | ReNDoG | GeminiTay

- Quig-Tubbo duo!!! Honestly, I think they complement each other. Tubbo's enthusiasm on MCC will match Quig's leadership and determination to campaign his team to victory. And with strong supports from Ren and Gemini, I see this team as a strong one.

Cyan Candy Canes - Fruit | George | KarlJacobs | 5Up

- A return of MCC13 Mint Mistletoes! I've seen several posts wanting Fruit-George to be back again, so here it is! With George cementing his place on the A-tier, this team is definitely a lot stronger than its previous version. With 5Up's skills in PVP and Karl's recent improvement, this team can reach to DB.

Teal Turkeys - Dream | Grian | Nihachu | HBomb

- My flair says it all. All most-awaited duos of D

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Book Harry is a chad

Especially in Half Blood Prince. I think that the movies personified the character in people's minds as a gormless awkward, dim hero. In the books, he's sort of effortlessly cool --- even if he is awkward in his mind, he comes off as more of the popular bad boy on the outside.

He's funny in a dry way:

>"Yes, sir. "

>"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor. " The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying. Several people gasped, including Hermione. Behind Snape, however, Ron, Dean, and Seamus grinned appreciatively.

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>"You're Harry Potter," Luna added.

>"I know I am," said Harry. Neville chuckled.

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>β€œI do,” [Moaning Myrtle] said, with a sulky little shrug, β€œbut that doesn’t mean I can’t visit other places. I came and saw you in your bath once, remember?”

>β€œVividly,” said Harry

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>"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

>This made Ron laugh; even Hermione gave a grudging smile.

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>'Manners, Potter, or I'll have to give you a detention,' drawled Malfoy, whose sleek blond hair and pointed chin were just like his father's. 'You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.'

>"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone."

>Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Neville laughed. Malfoy's lip curled.

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>Malfoy glanced around - Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers - then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."

>Harry raised his eyebrows.

>"Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around."

>Malfoy looked angrier than Harry had ever seen him; he felt a kind of detached satisfaction at the sight of his pale, pointed face contorted with rage

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>Narcissa Malfoy smiled unpleasantly.

>"I see that being Dumbledore's favorite has given you a false sense of security, Harry Potter. But Dumbledore won't always be there to protect you."

>Harry looked mockingly all around the shop. "Wow. . . look at that. . . he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!"

And he's straight up popular:

>Harry felt slightly nervous at confronting the first hurdle of his Captaincy. "I dunno why the team's this popular all of a sudden. "

>"Oh, come on, Harry," said Hermione, su

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Comparing the Battle Box Performance of MCC13's Coral Carollers and MCC19's Teal Turkeys: An Analysis Post

Hey, everyone! MCC19 was a pretty crazy ride but one of my favorite moments has to be the Teal Turkey’s Battle Box. They had a good chance of going 9/9, but strong PvP teams like Red, Emerald, and Purple were teams that could also put up a challenge. Despite that though, they did go 9/9 and ended up tying with none other than Sapnap’s former team, the Coral Carollers of MCC13, as the highest scoring team in Battle Box of all time. Tommy’s MCCP21 team also managed to do this, but he did it once again in a canon event this time.

However, as I was watching this event again, I genuinely never felt like this team was never in danger of losing. Yes, going into the rounds I felt scared, but never did I feel like this team was at a disadvantage state. That got me thinking. How does this team’s Battle Box performance compare to that of MCC13’s Coral Carollers? I mean, it’s the same map, both with Sapnap, and both with the exact same score.

With that being said, I wanted to do a bit of an analysis, going round for round and looking at how these two performances stack up. Now, it’s important to note that I’m not trying to degrade any players or anything. I think all seven players here did a phenomenal job.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get a few things settled. First of all, we need to discuss the differences going into MCC13 and MCC19 Battle Box.

Obviously, the major difference is that players had never played the map in 13, while most of them had in 19. This meant that Sapnap’s iconic flank strat could work much better in MCC13, while people would be able to expect it in MCC19.

That being said, it’s also worth taking into account that Sapnap didn’t know the map until it was played in 13 too, meaning he had to adapt and create his strategy on the fly. Compare this to MCC19 where he was able to strategize and formulate a plan before going in, meaning he would be able to optimally execute his strategy right off the bat.

It’s a similar situation with the items. Items like the Jump Boost potion were a bit confusing to use in MCC13 in the first few rounds. Not everybody knew what they were for since it wasn’t immediately obvious that you couldn’t get to the wool area so easily. Compare this to MCC19 where people knew the items much better. However, this is kind of a non-point considering that everyone was still on a relatively equal playing field.

It’s also worth noting that in MCC13, Krtzyy took a more leadership role while in MCC19, Sapnap led his team.

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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The r/Hermitcraft Beacon 2021-12-06

Welcome to the r/Hermitcraft Beacon, vol 3, no 49, the first beacon since the 1.18 update!

##News

  • Happy Birthday! Zedaph's birthday is on 8 Dec! Wishing him another year of scientific fun!
  • Merch! Cleo's merch was down for a moment, but now it's back! Reminder that you can find all official merch stores here. If you'd like some hermit merch for the holidays, you have just a few days left for guaranteed delivery before Christmas!
  • Patreon update! Stress' patreon has a new Vanilla server! You can find a link to all the hermits' patreons here.
  • Wiki Project Update. The latest changes from the 15th week of Operation Grow the Wiki have been posted by PigMatt.

##Event Calendar

  • MCC. 11 December. Grian and Gem are on Team Ginger Breadmen, False and Ren are on Team Mint Mistletoes.

##Did You Know?

The Veryovkina Cave is the deepest cave in the world. It is 2,212 meters (7,257 ft) deep, with its entrance situated 2,285 meters (7,497 ft) above sea level. Sadly, there are no cool underground caves filled with flora in real life. In fact, the deeper a cave is, the hotter it becomes due to its proximity to the earth's core.

Active Collaborative Fan Projects

Usually, when someone asks for DMs for a fan collab project they want to do, we have to remove it for self-promotion and for the safety of our younger visitors. We offer instead the Approved Collaborative Project Program. Participants work with the community moderation team to ensure that their projects have appropriate supervision and safety provisions. If you have a project to submit to the ACPP, we’re accepting applications through modmail or you can contact us in the support channel of the subreddit Discord.

  • Season 8 Economy Tracking. Fans with Google accounts and Discord access can join /u/vedekli in tracking the progress of the Season 8 economy. Info post.
  • Operation Improve the Wiki 2021. Headed by u/mmaismma, the project to get our subreddit wiki into better shape
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Mythological analysis of Bel's story in Flux: It's the point

Bel's story isn't superfluous, it's the point of Flux as an event. And the mythological framework Chibnall is using explains why. What seems ordinary is actually these days extraordinary in genre. Just how often do major franchises show a couple who at the end are sent off to live a life together raising a child? What should be considered an ordinary and essential part of the human condition has been made complicated and difficult, both in the past and in today's most modern societies.

We know Bel's story is essential to Flux because she is the one character who had announced in big bold letters across the screen that she has entered the story, "Bel's Story", at the beginning of Once, Upon Time. If for some parts of the world the fall season is that of Halloween, for other parts the season is that of the Moon Festival, so it is appropriate that Bel at the beginning seems separated forever from her love Vinder. But in contrast to the myths, Bel is neither immortal nor resigned to her fate; instead as she states, she wills that she goes on in her quest to reunite. Chibnall has her flat out state to a Cyberman:

> Love is the only mission

Chibnall does not photocopy a myth, but he deconstructs the myths to make his point. Thus when we go to another episode, a character can be seen in light of another myth, perhaps transformed and deconstructed as another. When we go to Village of the Angels, we expect Bel to be interpreted in the context of some Abrahamic faith, most like the Biblical Book of Revelation. We were told she is with child, so we are reminded of the pregnant Queen of Heaven in Revelation. But her child is from her husband not a deity, she having described previously the probable night of their child's conception, their one night together as a honeymoon before deployment. But Bel does do the intercessional role of Mary, saving a man from the False Prophet Azure, similar to how the Book of Revelation describes how the survivors of the disasters will be repeatedly tempted.

Note that Chibnall's Flux has Swarm specifically quote Milton's Paradise Lost

> Reign in hell.

But unlike Milton's Paradise Lost, in contrast to Milton's depiction of Adam and Eve after they give in to Satan's temptation, there is absolutely nothing wrong in the lustful consummation of Bel and Vinder's marriage that produced their child.

On to Survivors of the Flux, Norse mythology, Ragnarok. Now something that bugged me from seeing Bel and Karv

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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If Baldur didn't accidentally punch the missletoe, could Kratos still beat him?

I mean think about it. Kratos did try to avoid continuing the fight most of the time. Only won because Baldur got hit by a missletoe. Could he have won against Baldur if he didn't contact a missletoe?

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Chirps from the Chimney

Grandpas Friend was a tree- https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/q7ekxm/grandpas_friend_was_a_tree/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Yowls at sunset-https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qr32ti/yowls_at_sunset/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

It's Christmas time in the Appalachians, and the holidays are as big a deal here as they are anywhere else.

That being said, Grandpa has had me busy for the last five days.

On December first, as I lay sleeping off the leftovers of Thanksgiving turkey, which we had been eating all week, Grandpa shook me awake and said we had to get started. I tried to roll over, telling him to let me sleep a little bit longer. He just shook me awake again and told me to get up and help him get the things from the attic.

When I asked him what things, he looked shocked.

"The Christmas decorations! We have to make sure everything is ready for the season!"

Grandpa has always been a nut for Christmas time. I can remember visiting my grandparents during the holidays and smelling the aromas of the season. Gingerbread, sugar cookies, Grandma's traditional fruitcakes, which she usually gave as gifts and tasted better than anything from the store, and the cinnamon miasma of homemade cider. Grandma baked from November twenty-second until January fifth, and our house always seemed to contain a pie, a cookie, or some other confection that she had whipped up for the season.

And While Grandma baked, Grandpa decorated.

As we set it all up, I realized the herculean effort Grandpa must have come into every year to make the house look as festive as possible. Garland was stretched on every eave, mistletoe hung in bushels, lights twinkled merrily, and the sounds of singing Christmas decorations, as well as the silent wooden Christmas decor, were everywhere. Some of you have asked me what Grandpa does with himself to keep busy, and I'm here to tell you that he's one of the finest woodworkers in the valley. He makes furniture, walking sticks, and many other pieces that he usually sells at the flea market, especially around this time of year. Even the most jaded child's eyes would often light up at the sight of a dear or a wolf that Grandp

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

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Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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A queen size statement.
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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Statistics involving wins for this next mcc.

It’s that time again, we got another MCC coming up soon, which means that it’s time to annoy the entire subreddit with these facts no one cares about. You guys are welcome.

Red Reindeer: If this team is to win, Eret and George will get their 3rd wins, while Punz and Krinios get their 2nd together once again. While this team may have two players who have only won once and two who have only won twice, they have all won before meaning there will be no first time winner if they were to win. They have 6 wins between them.

Ginger Breadmen: If they manage to pull of a victory that’ll make Pete the first 5 time winner, Grian and Solidarity 2 time winners, and give Gem her first ever win. They have 6 wins between them.

Yellow Yetis: If they manage to win on the big day they shall make Michael a 4 time winner, Quig a 3 time winner, Kara a 2 time winner, and Sparklez will finally get his long overdue win. They also have 6 combined wins between them.

Mint Mistletoes: If are to win this upcoming MCC they shall make False a 4 time winner, Ren and Joel 2 times, and give Martyn an also long overdue win. They have 5 combined wins between them.

Emerald Elves: If they can successfully make it through the event and win they shall make Dream the first ever 5 time winner, Tubbo a 2 time, and Charlie and Ranboo would get their first ever wins. They have 5 combined wins between them.

Cerulean Candy Canes: If they win they’ll make Hbomb a 5 time winner, Ryguyrocky a 2 time, and Sam and Gumi shall get their 1st wins. They have 5 wins between them.

Teal Turkeys: Here it is, the team everyone favors to win. Sapnap would join the 4 wins club, Phil the 3, Tommy would get a 2nd win after all of this time, and Sneeg would get his 1st win. They have 6 wins combined.

Sapphire Santas: If the simmers can finally get their win, they shall all get their first win together. They currently have no combined wins but this may be the one.

Purple Penguins: If they can pull this off Seapeekay will get his 3rd win, TapL and Wisp will get their 2nd wins, and Niki shall get her 1st. They have 4 combined wins.

Pink Presents: If the Pink Presents are the ones who are meant to win, then Scott shall become the first 5 time winner, Shubble and Wilbur will become 3 time winners, and Jack will get his first win. This team has 8 combined wins.

Statistics

5 time winner: 30% chance

4 time winner: 30% chance

3 time winner: 50% chance

2 time winner: 80% chance

1 time winner: 90% chance

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MCC 19 Predictions

Team Placements

  1. Teal Turkeys
  2. Red Reindeers
  3. Emerald Elves
  4. Purple Penguins
  5. Ginger Breadmen
  6. Yellow Yetis
  7. Pink Presents
  8. Cerulean Candy Canes
  9. Mint Mistletoes
  10. Sapphire Santas

Individual Placements

  1. Dream
  2. Quig
  3. Sapnap
  4. Punz
  5. PeteZahHutt
  6. TapL
  7. Fruitberries
  8. Georgenotfound
  9. Philza
  10. Ranboo
  11. Seapeekay
  12. Krinios
  13. Tubbo
  14. Tommyinnit
  15. CaptainSparklez
  16. Scott Smajor
  17. Sneegsnag
  18. Solidarity Gaming
  19. Wilbur Soot
  20. Grian
  21. SmallishBeans
  22. Wisp
  23. Ryguyrocky
  24. IntheLittleWood
  25. Michael McChill
  26. Eret
  27. Jack Manifold
  28. Shubble
  29. Awesamdude
  30. KaraCorvus
  31. FalseSymmetry
  32. Slimecicle
  33. GeminiTay
  34. Rendog
  35. vGumiho
  36. Nihachu
  37. KryticZeuz
  38. JamesTurner
  39. Vixella
  40. DrGluon

Game 1: Hole in the Wall

  1. PeteZahHutt
  2. Sapnap
  3. Philza
  4. Fruitberries
  5. Dream
  6. Quig
  7. Ranboo
  8. TapL
  9. Georgenotfound
  10. Seapeekay
  11. CaptainSparklez
  12. Krinios
  13. Sneegsnag
  14. Punz
  15. SmallishBeans
  16. Scott Smajor
  17. Grian
  18. Wilbur Soot
  19. IntheLittleWood
  20. Tubbo
  21. Ryguyrocky
  22. Wisp
  23. Solidarity Gaming
  24. Tommyinnit
  25. Shubble
  26. Jack Manifold
  27. Michael McChill
  28. FalseSymmetry
  29. Awesamdude
  30. KryticZeuz
  31. Eret
  32. Rendog
  33. JamesTurner
  34. GeminiTay
  35. KaraCorvus
  36. Nihachu
  37. Slimecicle
  38. vGumiho
  39. Vixella
  40. DrGluon

Game 2: Grid Runners

  1. Quig
  2. CaptainSparklez
  3. KaraCorvus
  4. Michael McChill
  5. Jack Manifold
  6. Shubble
  7. Wilbur Soot
  8. Scott Smajor
  9. Dream
  10. Tubbo
  11. Ranboo
  12. Slimecicle
  13. Philza
  14. Tommyinnit
  15. Sapnap
  16. Sneegsnag
  17. Punz
  18. Krinios
  19. Georgenotfound
  20. Eret
  21. TapL
  22. Seapeekay
  23. Nihachu
  24. Wisp
  25. PeteZahHutt
  26. Grian
  27. Solidarity Gaming
  28. GeminiTay
  29. IntheLittleWood
  30. FalseSymmetry
  31. Rendog
  32. SmallishBeans
  33. Fruitberries
  34. Ryguyrocky
  35. Awesamdude
  36. vGumiho
  37. KryticZeuz
  38. Vixella
  39. DrGluon
  40. JamesTurner

Game 3: Sky Battle

  1. **Tomm
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MCC 19 Placement Predictions!

Alrighty, MCC is right around the corner so its time to make some predictions for it. Before i start please know that these are just predictions and i do not mean any hate to the teams or players. Also, my predictions might be different to yours so don't hate on them please :)

1 - Teal Turkeys -- Sapnap, Ph1lzA, Tommyinnit, Sneegsnag

I think this one is pretty self explanatory lol. They are just too good imo other than maybe buildmart or grid runners they have no major weakness but i think they will do so well in other games that it won't even matter if they do horrible in buildmart lol. Sapnap and Tommy will lead the charge in pvp games such as skybattle and sg and i expect them to win both of these games. Ph1lzA will dominate battlebox alongside sapnap and this team will do very well in movement games like ace race and parkour tag aswell. Sneeg is soooo underrated in the mcc community, he didn't have a great first mcc but you can see how well he performed coming 12th individual in mcc 18. Overall this team will absolutely destroy the competition in my opinion and tommy will finally get into dodgebolt after 15 mccs

2 - Red Reindeers -- Punz, Eret, Krinios, GeorgeNotFound

Teal Turkeys 1 vs Teal turkeys 2, oh yeah! All jokes aside this team is just as cracked as they were in mcc 13. Punz recently got into the s-tier debate, krinios is an amazing underrated player, eret is a great all round team player and gogy =). I see this team doing just as good as teal and giving them a run for their first place finish. I think Punz will take leadership role this mcc and lead his team in games like skybattle, sg, and even build mart lol. Krinios is such an amazing person and a great player and will spread great positivity and also show off his pvp and team skills. The George and eret duo returns after a long time and will be an absolute blast to watch. Overall this team will definitely get top 3

3 - Purple Penguins -- TapL, Wisp, Seapeekay, Nihachu

Ah yes the purple penguins, my dark horses!! First of all i am kind of gutted not to see SB on this team since he is a literal penguin lol but seriously though this team looks very strong all round. Ace race master Seapeekay, TapL is just tapl, INSANE. Wisp obviously is a great uhc player and i think he will show his true powers this mcc and finally NIKI. I am so happy to see niki in a good team like this as i always feel bad for her when she thinks she does very bad in mccs :( but aside from that niki is a prett

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MCC19 Teams: First Impressions, Predictions, and Analysis

Hello, everyone! Welcome back to my initial impressions and analysis posts. Here, we’re looking at MCC19’s newly announced teams! This is probably one of the most busted events we’ve had this Season, so I’m very excited to talk about some of these teams!

Of course, please keep in mind that these are just my first impressions. You’ll be able to see my more detailed thoughts after research and analysis as I post my guides later on! Check out my profile if you wanna get a bit of a sneak peek as to what those are like. It is worth noting that I dedicate way too much free time to getting to know the players and looking at stats, so I do think know a thing or too lol.

That being said, here are the teams in the MCC Team Maker spreadsheet.

Thanks to u/theultrasheeplord for the spreadsheet!

If you’re curious, the range not counting the Sapphire Santas is 2,145.

I’ll be adding an extra number next to the averages of the teams as I predict them to show where they place in comparison to where the stats place them.

Please feel free to disagree with me in the replies! Nothing I say here is meant to degrade or disrespect any of the players in this event. This is all purely for fun and I am super happy with all the teams here! With that being said, let’s get to the predictions.

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10. Sapphire Santas: (4,051, =) - KryticZeuz, Vixella, JamesTurner, DrGluon

https://preview.redd.it/a3drwn73ke281.jpg?width=1778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b024449d1f79ebed51cc3eeb88da1caaa4518d1

It’s the Simmers! Really excited to see them back, especially after a surprisingly great performance from both Zeuz and Vixella in MCC17.

Sadly though, as much as I want to believe in #NOTLAST, I can’t really predict them higher. I don’t think I really need to explain it, so I won’t go too in depth. That being said, I think Vixella and Zeuz might do a little bit better than expected, so keep an eye out for them.

Also, for those of you wondering, I won’t be making a guide for the Sapphire Santas, and that’ll probably extend to any future Simmers teams. They just take way too long to make and I’m quite busy with school now, plus, they’re going to play for fun so a competitive guide probably isn’t needed anyway lol.

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9. Mint Mistletoes: (7,691, =) - Smallishbeans, FalseSymmetry, InTheLittleWood, Rendog

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The MCC19 Mint Mistletoes: An Analysis and a Guide to Victory

The MCC19 Mint Mistletoes: An Analysis and a Guide to Victory

Hello, everyone! Welcome back to my analysis and guides to victory for every team. Here I go over every MCC team and analyze them, look at their players, their best games, and give tips on how I believe they can win.

There will be links to every guide down below as they come out, so if you wanna check a specific one out, you can go there!

With that, let’s get to the team!

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The Mint Mistletoes is comprised of FalseSymmetry, InTheLittleWood, Smallishbeans, and Rendog. They have a total average of 7,619 which places them in 9th, just below the Purple Penguins but above the Sapphire Santas. However, if we use the β€œlast event” scoring method, aka the method Scott uses… I think…, they come out at 8,049 coins, placing them in 5th below the Red Reindeer but above the Pink Presents.

The reason I say β€œI think” is because while based on his team making video back from MCC7 and MCC8 we know he uses β€œlast event” scores over averages, he says that with his method, Mint is actually the strongest. Obviously, using just purely last event scores doesn’t work out, and the only method I could find that puts Mint in first statistically is by discounting underperformances and pop off events, including giving Sneeg his MCC17 score which… well, I’ll get to that when I talk about Teal.

This has no actual bearing on the analysis. It’s just somethin I wanted to point out lol.

Anyway, that is still a pretty big difference between last event and overall average, so to explain a little bit more, let me go into detail with each player.

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FalseSymmetry

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The first player up is False, and she and Ren are one of the primary reasons why this team has such a significantly higher β€œlast event” score. She last participated in MCC17 where she placed 16th with 2,343 coins. Her team went on to win the entire event, and this was essentially False’s return to glory.

Now, I’d actually say this is more in line with False’s average performance, but her Season 2 stats as a whole just haven’t been the best, so this really helped bring her stats back up. Speaking of which, she has an overall average of 1,887 coins, but that’s largely dragged down by the fact that

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MCC19 Team Predictions w/ Explanation!

Hey, everyone! I was bored so I decided to try my hand once again at making some teams! I thought this would be easy, but I was once again proven wrong. I swear, these are so hard to balance while putting together iconic teams. My respect for Scott has grown even more.

Anyway, these are my predictions for the MCC19 teams. Note that unlike MCC18, I don’t have any knowledge on who has confirmed or hasn’t confirmed that they’re playing aside from Seapeekay, FalseSymmetry and KaraCorvus (though she did end up playing in MCC18, since she was a sub, I’m still confident she’ll play here), as well as OrionSound and Fundy most likely not playing.

When making these teams, I really didn’t concern myself too much with the numbers, but I did try to make it fairly balanced (with the exception of one team, of course). This is less numerically balanced than some of the other teams I’ve made, but if you want to know the range without Sapphire, it’d be 493.

With that in mind, here are the teams! Thanks to u/theultrasheeplord for the spreadsheet!

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Red Reindeers (9,040) - TommyInnit, Tubbo, Sneegsnag, Smajor1995

Of course, as per usual, Tommy’s team is in Red, and I think it’s time for him and Tubbo to team up again in a canon event! I know a lot of people here think they clash, but now with Tommy seemingly being more relaxed in MCC and being surrounded by more chill teammates in general, I think the two can work really well together!

As for the other two members, I really wanted to give Tommy a strong team so I went and gave him another two solid members. Sneeg and Scott are both good friends with the rest of the team, and I think they’d all work very well together.

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Coral Carollers (8,730) - HBomb94, iskall85, Grian, FalseSymmetry

This is the statistically weakest team, but I think that’s quite deceptive. First of all, out of all the β€œleaders”, aka those in the S/A+ Tiers, H has the lowest average. This is largely because he’s the only one of these β€œleaders” that people generally don’t consider in those tiers, placing him in H-Tier instead.

Still, I don’t think you should underestimate this team. Iskall and Grian are historically the best hermits, while False isn’t very far behind. Plus, the chemistry and vibes of this team would be great! I think this is a team that could work really well and would be a gre

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MCC 19 Team Predictions

1.) Emerald Elves:

This team is the strongest, in my opinion. Dream is a top 5 player, Ranboo and Tubbo top 15 players, and Slimecicle being new to the tournament. Dream has the first player to five wins competition in mind, and I think he will push his team to be first on the leaderboard. Ranboo has not won his first MCC yet, and Tubbo has won 1. When I look at this team, I see a team hungry for winning the tournament and making it to dogebolt.

2.) Teal Turkeys (Wins Dogebolt):

This team is one of the strongest in this event, and I can see them push all the way and win dogebolt. Sapnap is a top 3 player, and Phil, Tommy, and Sneeg are all top 20 players. Sapnap has had a fantastic start to Season 2 with playing dogebolt four times and winning 3. Phil has not done the best in recent MCC's but his performance in the MCC All-Stars shows that with a good team, he can perform great. Tommy is in the same boat and has the longest streak without making dogebolt (13 not-including non-canon events), and I think he can break this streak with the right team. Sneeg is pretty new to MCC with only two events, but he showed massive improvement from his first to second MCC, and I can see him continuing to improve.

3.) Red Reindeer:

This team is strong, and I can see them doing very well in this event. Punz and George are both top 6 players, and Krinios is a top 20 player. Eret has played in many MCC's and has consistently scored around the 25th-30th range. Punz is an outstanding player, and his recent score in MCC All-Stars proves it. George has recently had stellar performances, and I can see him keeping up his exceptional performances. Krinios and Eret are both solid players, and I can see them helping this team a lot. I would not be surprised if I see this team making dogebolt as I think they are fully capable of doing so.

4.) Pink Presents:

The Pink Presents reminds me of the MCC 17 Yellow Yaks. They have three of the same players, and I can see them doing around the same. The MCC 17 Yellow Yaks ended up third in the event, just beaten by the Fruit-Ninja duo. Scott is a top 10 player, Wilbur is a top 15 player, Subble consistently placing around 20-25th, and Jack slightly below. I believe this team will do pretty similar to what the MCC 17 Yellow Yaks did, and their best games are the movement games like Hole in The Wall and TGTTOS.

5.) Purple Penguins:

Purple, Ginger, and Yellow were all challenging to place as I feel they all deserve 5th

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The r/Hermitcraft Beacon 2021-11-29

Welcome to the r/Hermitcraft Beacon, vol 3, no 48, the community newsletter that pressed the snooze button too many times this morning. Sorry about the delay, folks.

##News

  • Birthdays! Let us wish a happy birthday to our favourite potato pig human...? MumboJumbo on December 1st! Here's hoping the next year has less diet-driven transformations across kingdoms of life.
  • Hermit Health. Scar is feeling better and is finally home. Joe has tested COVID positive and is resting well.
  • Merch Galore! It's the holiday season and Hermits are stocking their merch! There's a lot of knockoffs out there, so make sure to stop by our wiki for official merch links for the links to the actual shops.
    • Science Zed plushie has one day left! Bought a clipboard recently? That clipboard needs a Science Zed plush to be its friend!
    • Spent all your money on clipboards? There's a Science Zed plush giveaway on twitter, ending in less than 12 hours!
    • Horse Head Farms shirts are available on xBCrafted's store until Christmas.
    • Gem has new merch in her shop.
  • Milestones! Congrats to Mumbo for hitting 8 million subscribers on Youtube, and GeminiTay for hitting 150k Twitch followers! Hermitcraft Season 8 has a collective 500 episodes, with Ren's latest episode being the 500th!
  • Charity Livestream Success! Impulse raised $104,505.00 for No Kid Hungry during his 24 hours live stream! If you missed it, you can catch it on his second channel.
  • Twitch Emotes. Xisuma is looking to work with an artist to create new Twitch emotes. You can find details here.
  • Wiki Project Update. The latest changes from the 14th week of Operation Grow the Wiki have been posted by PigMatt.
  • Last Call for Last Life. Our subreddit for Last Life r/ThirdLifeSMP will remain open un
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MCC19 Predictions with Explanation

MCC19 Predictions

As a note, I don't predict that there will be any new players outside of Rising/Pride participants and/or guests. This is because MCC is supposed to go on a short break of atleast one month, and I don't think Scott will add a brand-new player only for them to not be able to play for a couple months afterward.

Red Reindeer - 8607 / 8564 - Krtzyy, Tommyinnit, InTheLittleWood, KatherineElizabeth

Martyn and Katherine are the only ones on this team who have teamed before, but this team should still get along. Tommy & Martyn had an iconic practice stream together before, Dave & Tommy have their twitter interactions every sub milestone, and of course; "Just killed a woman / child, feeling good!"

Best Games: Parkour Tag, Skybattle, Grid Runners | Worst Games: Sands of Time, Buildmart

Coral Carolers - 8589 / 9298 - Sapnap, Sneegsnag, DanTDM, Cubfan

Another team with only 1 returning duo, in Sapnap & Dan. Sapnap & Cub want to team together, and Sneeg would fit in well here. Also, Dan should hopefully? be in MCC19, since he was subbed out last time, and hasn't played in a while.

Best Games: Skybattle, Battle Box, Sands of Time | Worst Games: Buildmart, Hole in the Wall

Yellow Yetis - 9030 / 9100 - Quig, Tubbo, Shubble, GeeNelly

If you haven't realized yet, these teams don't have many returning duos. Quig & Tubbo would be a great duo, and a chance for Quig to team with a player who regularly gets top 10. Shubble is good friends with them both, and Gee has atleast met Tubbo before.

Best Games: Grid Runners, Skybattle | Worst Games: Sands of Time, Parkour Tag

Mint Mistletoes - 8509 / 9016 - Fruitberries, Smajor, Rendog, LDShadowLady

The only team so far where everyone has teamed before. Ren & Lizzie were a great duo in Last Life, and are both good friends with Scott. Fruit obviously fits in well with this team. This team may be the weakest on paper so far, but it will have great vibes and is still capable of doing very well.

Best Games: Buildmart, Survival Games | Worst Games: Ace Race, Battle Box

Emerald Elves - 9003 / 8543 - Punz, Antfrost, Grian, GeminiTay

Probably the (2nd) most likely team to actually happen in MCC19, this is the group from HBomb's post-17 stream, minus HBomb. They had great chemistry, and both Punz & Antfrost have shown interest in being adopted

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MCC19 Placement Predictions with Explanation

I have a couple of wild opinions on team placements, so I thought why not share them.

  1. Sapphire Santas

While typing this I almost out Sapphire Simmers lmao. Anyways, it's expected at this point, but sadly Simmers are in last. However, if they play very well or the team in front underperforms slightly, I could see them escaping 10th place once more.

  1. Cerulean Candy Canes

This team is weird to me. It feels very disjointed, with a very random selection, but tbf, I do like me some random teams. While I'm glad to Ryguyrocky in a canon mcc again, this team is underpowered. They especially struggle in movement, and whole they could have some unexpected popoffs in team games, in general they have the odds stacked against them.

  1. Pink Presents

The return of the All Attendence crew, this time with Jack. This is the third time in a row a team with this composition is being predicted low for me, and while the other times I had a small inkling they would surprise me, this one just doesn't have the same consistent power as Yellow17. Not to diss Jack, but Ranboo was a key factor is the success of both Yellow17 and Cyan18, so without him, I don't have high hopes. This team is literally insane at Grid Runners and Buildmart, but they'll be fighting an uphill battle in most of the other games.

  1. Yellow Yetis

Time for the curve ball. I know what you're thinking, there's no way this team places this low, but I have my reasons. Quig and Captain are a strong duo, sure, but Kara and Michael are where the flaws in this team really lie. They havn't been doing well recently, Kara especially, and they really need a return to form to place well. The other option is Quig and Captain popoff so hard that it doesn't matter, but I don't see it. This is a well rounded team that doesn't have too many weaknesses, but not many strengths either. Despite that, this is the first team I think could make it to dodgebolt.

  1. Mint Mistletoes

People are sleeping on this team, and so did I when it was first announced. This team is crazy good at team games, solid at movement, and deceptively not that bad at PvP, especially Battle Box. The real reason they're so high is Martyn and Joel. Both have done very well on low placing teams recently, and I believe they can replicate those performances here. False is also a key component to this team, as she has the potential to do very well, as high as top 15. While she might not be doing super well this season, she can turn it around, and this i

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MCC predictions with analysis (First 5 teams)

Ok, so I'll be putting a lot into this one so it doesn't get taken down for low effort.

Team #1: Red Reindeer

(Krinios, George, Punz, Eret)

I think that this team has potential to be a DB contender, but Krinios has been struggling lately in MCC15 and MCCAS. On the other hand, George has been doing well. This means one solid top 10 player and two potential top 10 players. This team would probably do best in PvP games, but I don't think that they have any particularly weak games. However, I think they'll do the worst in Grid Runners due to lack of experience with Krinios and Eret.

Overall, I'm putting them 2nd in terms of how likely it is for them to win, for now.

Team #2: Ginger Breadmen (bruh)

(Grian, Solidarity, Pete, Gem)

I was surprised at this team. This team reminds me of the MCC17 Lime team, but even stronger. This team can definitely do well in every game, but they may struggle a bit in Battle Box or Parkour Tag depending on the day. On the other hand, Pete has been quite inconsistent in S2, but after two underperformances, he'll be ready to go for 1st individual again. I'd say avoid Battle Box unless Pete and Jimmy have been doing well, and maybe be wary of Grid Runners, but that's about it.

Overall, I'm putting them 3rd, just behind Red.

Team 3: Yellow Yetis

(Quig, Jordan, Kara, Michael)

I don't know why, but this team feels weak to me. Maybe it's because of Kara underperforming this season, but I don't think they'll do so well. They'd be good at Build Mart, Grid Runners, and maybe Sky Battle, but this feels like a slightly stronger MCC17 Aqua (with Ant instead of Quig and Eret instead of Michael), and with how strong the other teams are, I'm not so sure about them.

Overall, I'm putting them 4th, a good distance behind the top 3.

Team 4: Mint Mistletoes

(Martyn, Joel, False, Ren)

This team feels like a stronger MCC12 Aqua, a last place team with strong performances in certain games. However, Martyn and Joel have shown that they can place pretty well, and they might even help False not underperform as much as she did in MCC14 and MCC15. They're definitely a sleeper Battle Box team, and they'll do well in team games (and maybe Ace Race if it's Space Race), but I don't think they'll be able to hold their own against the other teams.

Overall, they're unfortunately 5th.

Team 5: Emerald Elves

(Dream, Tubbo, Ranboo, Slimecicle)

This team feels a lot like the MCC9 Lime Llamas, with Dream, two A tiers, and a below average pla

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