Cryptic Puns

A list of puns related to "Cryptic"

Went to visit my grandpa's final resting place and he left a message for me on his tombstone. I couldn't make out what it was.

It was a very cryptic message.

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👤︎ u/SlovenianHusky
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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👤︎ u/Jollyman21
📅︎ Dec 21 2015
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My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...

A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.

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👤︎ u/zu-den-sternen
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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You know what the hackers did when the police showed up?

They ransomware safe

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👤︎ u/slamdung
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife?

Glad-he-ater

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👤︎ u/oldetownjim
📅︎ Nov 03 2015
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