What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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My Hotel Experience

I was once staying at a hotel which had two lifts, one for the bottom half and one for the top. I was intrigued with the system and asked the manager about it, his response was a fairly terse one "no funny business here, take the lift like anyone else would" he said strictly.

During my stay I needed to get to the higher section of the building, leading me to use the top lift. However when I came to move it, it took quite the effort and persuasion to get it to shift. Once I'd fiddled around and pushed a few more buttons it slowly made it's way up.

It was at this point I realised the manager simply had a stiff upper lift.

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📅︎ Aug 21 2016
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My girlfriend got me good.

So I'm tickling my girlfriend when she yells "Staaahhhhhp." I reply with a terse "Nein!" When she says "Ten."

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