wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Re morse
I said please don't dash dot!
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
And not the brotocol?
Now they can Scandinavian!
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
Non-binary people will be able to understand it.
A pro-grammer
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Re-morse code.
Horse code
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
"woof" guy replies
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
SOS in Horse Code.
With Morose Code.
GF: What's that?
BF: Remorse code.
When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing
“I c-can’t believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthday”
Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.
Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.
Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, “HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!”
To which the thief replies, “You let your guard down”
Horse code
They told him that he was missing attire
You have to do it bit by bit.
You can say... I solved the case.
The Al Gore rhythm
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.
“Sure, it does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
Re-Morse code.
You can say.... I solved the case.
