Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?

At the olfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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If you could predict what scents you will smell in the future...

...you would be Nose-tradamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What scent did Jesus wear?

The Axe of the Apostles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrottenjr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What would you call a familiar scent?

It’s nose-talgic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabredrako
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Elon Musk should make a new scent called Elon's Musk
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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How do you get a bloodhound of your scent?

You throw away your change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLU_INC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.

I’m calling it: Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassyBones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Cologne that doesn't have a smell makes no scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DickStrong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like maple syrup. I wondered aloud if they scent it.

Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coot_Friday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Makes Scents...

My girlfriend was seasoning the soup

I asked, "What spice is that?"

She replied "Sage".

"Sounds wise".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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I'm burning a gold-scented candle.

It has a very rich aroma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubosKube
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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My Buddhist friend just gave me a β€œNirvana” scented candle.

It smells like Teen Spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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If the room smells bad, light a candle.

It just makes scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthLlamaX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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When pennywise isn't a perfumer

"IT doesn't make scents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/separated_fox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Did you know 50Cent has a new cologne?

Its called 50 Scent.

Sorry. I had to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laluabbott
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZiyan_11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?

They are not making any scents πŸ‘ƒπŸΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rapswell
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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This Christmas, Gucci sold all out of their $800 scented candles...

Some people have too many dollars and not enough scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?

the scent of old spies gave him away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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How did Helen Keller know an angel was always watching over her?

It was Heaven-scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heinderhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.

I love foreign axe scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.

She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Final fantasy dad jokes 101:

Gladio: dog sure can track a scent

Ignis: certainly nose how to find us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_M_LUMBER
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant my mouth this morning.

So every time I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell

But they can’t do it without your con scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Did you hear about the new sequel to the Sixth Sense?

It's about essential oil people dying from preventable diseases. It's titled "The Seventh Scents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d1sass3mbled
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today

Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.

All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.

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I’m addicted to ordering hatchets from other countries because of the smell.

I love foreign axe scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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There was a survey in the cosmetics department...

...they were asking people to write a couple of their favorite smells on a scrap of paper and put it in a box.

I didn't really have a strong opinion, but I did put my two scents in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Using a coconut scented shampoo makes me nervous...

...because it feels like there's a BOUNTY on my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asifbaig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Dad jokes at the grocery store

I was grocery shopping with my wife and she was picking up holiday hand soap. She asked me which ones I liked.

I grabbed two different ones off the shelf and said "let me give you my two scents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebootentag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.

I thought it was total non scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Whenever I get confused, I light a candle

They always make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grynde7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I smelled a balsam and cedar scented candle...

It made me pine for the woods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TayoftheDead
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2013
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Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...

...But it really makes scents when you think about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What must a witty perfume have?

Scents of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agbuenispogi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I once met a guy who didn’t like getting coins back from transactions.

I guess he has a cent sensitivity.

FYI: I thought of this joke last night at work, so to me it’s OC but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else thought of it before me. Either way I figured I’d share it, if someone posted it before me feel free to link it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vipertho
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I never understood odourless chemicals

they never make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?

It’s just plain common scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?

I think it's total non scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think I’m joking.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.

They have an irideSCENT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why isn't the candle factory more profitable?

Because they only make a few scents

Edit: reworded by request

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelc84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.

He said, β€œMaybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My Father was really thankful for the scented candles I got him.

Turns out he really appreciates the scent of mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siethron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Old Spice!!! Polo for Men!!!

That’s my two scents..

I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...

It wouldn't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlsey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I invented a though controlled air freshener

It makes scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARG127
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I’m going to tell you my two favorite fragrances whether you like it or not!!

That’s my two scents.

Sorry . . . I know . . . that stinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What's that smell? It smells like sweat and Old Spice.

But that's just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bking158
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...

He calls it Naan Scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What did the canadian student say when his japanese teacher came to school wearing cologne?

Scents, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unicornsponge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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My wife is really pissed that I spent a lot of money to buy a make your own perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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There are many cologne designers out there that are a bit crazy.

But they make scents to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkAssBum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.

But their business is in a scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazymanfish90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I cant stand perfume commercials

They don't make any scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Did you know the lignin content of old paper is what gives books their old book odor?

It all makes scents now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I’m not sure why my friend quit his perfume making business and started hoarding old paintings.

He’s got more Monet than scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I'm thinking of starting a candle making company.

My family doesn't think it's a good idea, but I keep assuring them it makes scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Makes sense

Me: what’s that smell?

Friend: probably that candle

Me: that makes scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chakasicle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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You ever drop a real big fart, and it makes all of the people in your vicinity laugh really hard?

That's a great scents of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzybuzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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The bro with the tribal tattoos that is blasting Nickleback and is vaping all the time, has an annoying voice.

But it's mostly his axe-scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.

It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigTbone59
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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She's got her Mom's nose but...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fonetik
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2016
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A man went to trial for hiding in a perfume bottle.

He was found in-a-scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I told a fart joke to my son

He did not enjoy my scents of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrio666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner

Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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The smell of coffee

My pregnant wife, whose sense of smell is extremely heightened, complains about the smell of coffee as it is being brewed.

My response is that it is heaven scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetroAg13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Why are purfume commercials so weird?

They don't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commont8r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Who would buy an air freshener that doesn't work?

I don't know. It doesn't make any scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6DollarShirtsAds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My wife is mad at me because I couldn’t tell she was wearing a new perfume. Really?

It just doesn’t make any scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigjuicymelons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Rober

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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We have a new fragrance policy at work

I'm going to make sure I follow it, I don't want to get scent home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relevant84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works

It just doesn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbunch1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My teenage son came home upset that his crush is attracted to the new foreign exchange student at school

So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBuck_413
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Why did the logician love using his incense burner?

It just made scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobiasosor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I wanted to make some money creating perfumes

But I only made a few scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melvinman27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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My son was saying how funny the Old Spice commercials are...

I told him it was because of their scents of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clruss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmello_420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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A candle with no smell?

It doesn't make scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Huge list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What c

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeaconOnAChairMC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I'm thinking of starting a candle making company.

My family doesn't think it's a good idea, but I keep assuring them it makes scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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