What tastes better than it smells?
Why do poultry birds always smell so bad?
Because of their fowl odour.
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
I’ve noticed lately that my feet don’t smell very good.
So I’ve started using my nose instead.
What’s red but smells like blue paint …
Have you been drinking? I smell beer on your breath.
No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!
Why did the guy who told bad jokes all the time smell bad?
He was... pungent.
Thank you I'll be here all week /bow
Is it the tar that smells like farts?
What do squid say when they smell something gross?
Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀
Ghosts smell bad.
Because they’re covered in sheet.
What type of poo smells good?
Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?
You must be built upside down
As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"
Me: It's an olfactory response.
What smells of egg and swings through the jungle?
What does fan art smell like?
What part of an airplane smells the most?
The nose.
*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
Do you know what's the taste and smell of Corona virus?
What kind of ant smells the best?
What kind of poo smells nice?
Why do farts smell??
So deaf people can enjoy them to.
What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
Tesla's don't have new car smell.
They have Elon MUSK
- My roomate
Why do milking parlors smell like butt?
My wife told me that I smell good
I said “thanks, I’ve been practicing.”
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
I asked my dad why his ghost costume smells so bad.
He told me it was because he was covered in sheet.
Why did the baker smell like shit?
Because he kneaded a poo.
(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...
Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!
How do you tell a scientist he smells?
How does it smell
I met a bloke the other day who said he had a dog with no nose.
I asked him how it smelled.
“Bloody awful” was the response.
Why did the French Halloween ghost costume smell so bad?
Because it was made of old sheet.
They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...
It had more of an Elon Musk.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"
Me: It's an olfactory response.
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
What’s red and smells like green paint?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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