What tastes better than it smells?

A tongue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Why do poultry birds always smell so bad?

Because of their fowl odour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sadhgun
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.

Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I’ve noticed lately that my feet don’t smell very good.

So I’ve started using my nose instead.

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What’s red but smells like blue paint …

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dukehyper1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Have you been drinking? I smell beer on your breath.

No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Why did the guy who told bad jokes all the time smell bad?

He was... pungent.

Thank you I'll be here all week /bow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marty_MacPhail
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Is it the tar that smells like farts?

No, it was your asphalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhhokanything
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What do squid say when they smell something gross?

Wow, it really β€œinks” in here πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jen_Klen
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Ghosts smell bad.

Because they’re covered in sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-God
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What type of poo smells good?

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?

You must be built upside down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGottaHandItToMe
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"

Me: It's an olfactory response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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What smells of egg and swings through the jungle?

A meringue-utan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What does fan art smell like?

F.Art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durango01
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What part of an airplane smells the most?

The nose.

*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusguy9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Leome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Do you know what's the taste and smell of Corona virus?

Tasteless and odourless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMAYAK31
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What kind of ant smells the best?

Deodorant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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What kind of poo smells nice?

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Why did the cop smell?

he was on duty

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Why do farts smell??

So deaf people can enjoy them to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-justsaying_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentcamping
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Tesla's don't have new car smell.

They have Elon MUSK

- My roomate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlbatman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Why do milking parlors smell like butt?

It’s all the dairy air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catinore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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My wife told me that I smell good

I said β€œthanks, I’ve been practicing.”

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What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?

Salmon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I asked my dad why his ghost costume smells so bad.

He told me it was because he was covered in sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osbomh48
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why did the baker smell like shit?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasta__mouse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...

Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!

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How do you tell a scientist he smells?

Eu-reek-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salt_inhaler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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How does it smell

I met a bloke the other day who said he had a dog with no nose.

I asked him how it smelled.

β€œBloody awful” was the response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boothy_qld
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why did the French Halloween ghost costume smell so bad?

Because it was made of old sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamburger_Sir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Now I can smell cheeks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blast_Off_to_Room
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My farts don’t smell

They don’t have noses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fwvj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.

They must have destroyed my old factory senses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...

It had more of an Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grepadil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shigglezandgitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaharry23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"

Me: It's an olfactory response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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If your nose runs, and your feet smell

You were built upside down.

You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lxzslm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What’s red and smells like green paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rf152
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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