How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

You plug its nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunchminded
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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When the bathroom is smelling good ...

It is out of odour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.

He really whiffed hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yawyaw42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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β€œHow much does the funny smelling spray cost?”

β€œPerfume?”

β€œNo, per bottle.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jupitersmoones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's the best smelling insect?

A deoder-ANT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bk2mummy4u
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What is the hardest part about smelling moth balls?

Spreading their tiny legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carma-police
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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A very elderly gentleman, mid ninety's, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge…

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

You cut off it's nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CLEbanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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My girlfriend swore up and down she could learn to orgasm by smelling, hearing or tasting something yummy.

Goofy girl! After 6 months of trying, she finally came to her senses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What is the worst-smelling insect in the world?

De-odor-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Resident_Skroob
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I'm trying to quit my addiction to smelling saliva.

The whiff drool symptoms are terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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If your nose is running, and your feet are smelling

You might be built up-side-down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2_ricci
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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A man has been admitted to hospital, smelling of horses and with hay sprouting from his ears.

Doctors say he is in a stable condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwicanary
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What is the nicest smelling German city?

Cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1insevenbillion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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My dad is cooking some potent smelling chicken...

Mom: > Can you please put on the vent?

Dad: > I'm more of a pants kind of guy, but if you really want me to...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-hellokitty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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How do you prevent a fish from smelling bad?

You cut off its nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bkk443
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What is the best smelling insect?

The deodorANT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/npn_bjt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Hold its nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanShotFirst17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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How do you keep a fish from smelling?

Cut off his nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnbunyan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

You cut off its nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keylinmerrit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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