Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.
In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
If you notice a terrible smell that you're familiar with...
I told my dad that "This wine smells funny"
He replied "because it's Shartonnay".
There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell
But they can’t do it without your con scent
Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?
I think it's total non scents.
I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.
My wife says it's nonsense.
Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
What's that smell? It smells like sweat and Old Spice.
But that's just my two scents.
Cologne that doesn't have a smell makes no scents.
What do you call an exact copy of you that smells better?
Why haven't I found anyone with an arm that smells?
You smell with your nose, not your arms!
Some people have commented that I smell like coins
I tell them it's my natural cent
Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel
Me and my dad walked into a clock repair store today smelt something funny asked my dad what that smell was.
"Smells like a waste of time"
I went into the kitchen this morning and said to the wife, "Is that coffee I smell?"
She said, "It is and you do."
What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?
I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer.
My dog reeks, should I be worried?
*Music starts playing* "You smell that?"
"It smells like teen spirit"
I'm getting Lasik and I keep hearing that it might smell burnt cornea during the procedure, and my coworker says ...
"it'll smell like pop-cornea."
Before our tour of the sugar factory, my uncle warned us that it will smell of rodent bums
Because of all the mole asses.
On our walk tonight, he said "I'll bet that house smells like lasagna."
What's that smell?
Was at the local dairy with the family because they have a large baseball diamond and a few smaller ones for the Little League. As we were walking by the main building, my 10 year old son says "What's that smell?" Without skipping a beat I said, "That's the derriere......."
A Tesla doesn’t have that new car smell
They have more of an Elon Musk
Did you know Tesla’s don’t have that new car smell?
Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you’re built backwards?
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