What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
I asked my dad why his ghost costume smells so bad.
He told me it was because he was covered in sheet.
How does it smell
I met a bloke the other day who said he had a dog with no nose.
I asked him how it smelled.
“Bloody awful” was the response.
How do you tell a scientist he smells?
My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...
It had more of an Elon Musk.
They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.
They must have destroyed my old factory senses.
It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
Is it just me or does Wisconsin always smell like ass?
I assume its because of all the dairy air.
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
My 1 year old is starting to smell funky...
She hasn't had a diaper change all year!
Which animal runs all day and smells of pork?
If you have a runny nose and your feet smells...
...you're built upside down, mate.
A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
My farts have a particular smell.
I bet it smells great over there!
Why did the painting smell so bad
What's invisible and smells like carrots
What smells better than it tastes?
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's green and smells like red paint?
What’s blue and smells like red paint
What is blue and smells like red paint
What's red and smells like blue paint??
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
A Tesla doesn’t have that new car smell
They have more of an Elon Musk
Did you know Tesla’s don’t have that new car smell?
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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