From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
I used to cough to hide my farts
Now I fart to hide my coughs
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted
Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?
Because you'll always be spotted.
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
What does a cow use to hide itself?
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...
Good players are hard to find.
Where does the drug user hide his drugs?
He stores them in the Addict.
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
How do you hide a horse in the desert?
Why can’t the leopard ever play hide and seek?
Because he’s always spotted.
What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
My best mates and i played a game of hide and seek, it went on for hours
Good friends are hard to find.
Where's the best place to hide drugs in space?
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."
She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.
I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket
It's a shocking place to find them
Where do people go when they get hurt playing hide and seek?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
A cheetah would never win at hide and seek
How do elephants hide in the jungle?
They paint their balls red and hide in cherry trees.
How did Tarzan die.
He went picking cherries.
Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?
Two hospitals were playing hide-and-seek. What did one hospital say to the other?
Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser
My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...
What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament
Since good players are hard to find
I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...
But I really struggled to find all the good players.
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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