Who knew Osprey would hide puns in their backpacks? imgur.com/kdH4mR5
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From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?

Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.

Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!

I walked right into that one lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuaquiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I used to cough to hide my farts

Now I fart to hide my coughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Cojones_Moves
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why can't a leopard hide?

Because it's always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?

Because you'll always be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...

"...mountains peak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What does a cow use to hide itself?

Cow-moo-flage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angelic_Fire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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The best place to hide something is at an airport

You'd be hiding something in plane site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.

I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of Google search results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Where does the drug user hide his drugs?

He stores them in the Addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChadHahn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?

The ICU

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do you hide a horse in the desert?

With camelflage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_Scrolls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why can’t the leopard ever play hide and seek?

Because he’s always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzapie212
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigrex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My best mates and i played a game of hide and seek, it went on for hours

Good friends are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puranjay1432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Where's the best place to hide drugs in space?

Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danyodaddyo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."

She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket

It's a shocking place to find them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Where do people go when they get hurt playing hide and seek?

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A cheetah would never win at hide and seek

Coz it's always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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How do elephants hide in the jungle?

They paint their balls red and hide in cherry trees.

How did Tarzan die. He went picking cherries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?

To the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Two hospitals were playing hide-and-seek. What did one hospital say to the other?

ICU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodArgon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Where did Napoleon hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I. C. U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesserthepoggle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?

The living room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?

Because he was a Thor loser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/costerluver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...

so nah!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conan-doodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?

Inpasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0k3rWi1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament

Since good players are hard to find

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-k_i_l_r_o_y-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...

But I really struggled to find all the good players.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMaelstrom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?

It's hard to find good players.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomodoJo3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Where did Napoleon hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepybeta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H2O_is_Great
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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