My dog has a song she likes for rawhide bones.

Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw

Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw

Hey, hey, hey.

Goodbye.

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These Walmart rawhide bones...
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A three-reader face-palmer of a dadjoke

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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