I can't think of a good flower pun right now...
Me texting my friend in flower puns
My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers
I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers
I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
There's a caterpillar near the flower
How many lips do flowers have?
My wife is mad because I never buy her flowers.
I didn’t even know she sold flowers!
You can't plant any flowers
What type of flower is the best at math?
What did the outraged flower say ?
My wife has been complaining that I don’t buy her flowers. Tbh I don’t even know she started selling flowers.
Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
Why would I buy flowers when I don't like them!
Dad went to a flower shop
Dad: Have you guys got any cut flowers?
Flower store employee: No, but we have potted flowers.
Dad: Ah, well do you have scissors?
"How comes you never buy her flowers?"
"I never knew she sold them!"
Dad, do you like flowers?
Some, on a vase by vase basis.
My wife said I never buy her flowers...
..., to be honest I never knew she is selling them.
Today my wife accidentally pushed flower pot with her elbow. After 3 hours of arguingshe came to a conclusion that
I put it in the wrong place......
3 years ago
What flower does everyone have on their head?
My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
*sighs* You know what melancholy flowers make me think of?
You can’t plant flowers...
What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?
A power plant.
My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?
The difference is day and night.
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
Never buy flowers from a monk...
Only you can prevent florist friars
What flower can kiss two people at once?
Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...
they deemed it an act of Violets.
Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?
It was called the Sherwood Florist
How does the flower cross the lake
What is the most popular flower in France?
You can’t plant flowers...
...if you haven’t botany.
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?