flower puns can be so cheerful imgur.com/gallery/F4M2M1L
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmorgenstern
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I can't think of a good flower pun right now...

Thistle have to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Me texting my friend in flower puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hackerwithalacker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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My wife’s mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers

I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawpaw69420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower

All I see is two lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/densenuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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There's a caterpillar near the flower
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asyazzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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How many lips do flowers have?

Tu-lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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My wife is mad because I never buy her flowers.

I didn’t even know she sold flowers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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You can't plant any flowers

If you haven't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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How do flowers whistle?

With their tulips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What type of flower is the best at math?

Sumflowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_of_Pumpkins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What did the outraged flower say ?

What in Carnation ?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My wife has been complaining that I don’t buy her flowers. Tbh I don’t even know she started selling flowers.

Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.

His dog is not as bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?

Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranavbrijwani
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...

is that a romantic jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlenney1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.

There wasn’t a dry face in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pfisher42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My wife wanted to plant flowers

Problem is she hasn’t botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?

Their flight was deleied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Where do flowers sleep?

The flower bed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KB0MB3R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?

Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranavbrijwani
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a flower with a mouth?

Tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_canadanian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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How does a flower propel a bicycle?

It petals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why would I buy flowers when I don't like them!
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Dad went to a flower shop

Dad: Have you guys got any cut flowers?

Flower store employee: No, but we have potted flowers.

Dad: Ah, well do you have scissors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QzBlaze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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"How comes you never buy her flowers?"

"I never knew she sold them!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Dad, do you like flowers?

Some, on a vase by vase basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubblyCatfish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My wife said I never buy her flowers...

..., to be honest I never knew she is selling them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Today my wife accidentally pushed flower pot with her elbow. After 3 hours of arguingshe came to a conclusion that

I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newdoc123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What flower does everyone have on their head?

Tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torchpenny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.

To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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*sighs* You know what melancholy flowers make me think of?

Melons and cauliflowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djam109
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?

A power plant. My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccrosssss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?

The difference is day and night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/will_it_skillet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...

I told them that they were still a few yards away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerica80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GemApples
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Never buy flowers from a monk...

Only you can prevent florist friars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomtree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What flower can kiss two people at once?

A tulip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theodot1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...

they deemed it an act of Violets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?

It was called the Sherwood Florist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vapurware
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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How does the flower cross the lake

it rose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What is the most popular flower in France?

Croissanthemums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihearthamsteaks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advaldinho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoalieMom53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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