A list of puns related to "Bunch Of Flowers"
I think I'm being stalked
A small group of calves were munching on my front flower beds, and mooving slowly towards the woods. Thought about calling the cops to report a bunch of mooligans, but I didn't really have a beef with them. Haven't seen hide nor hair of them since!
I got sent a bunch of flowers with all the heads cut off. I phoned the police and they said its sounds like i was being stalked.
My wife and I were shopping and noticed the store had a bunch of fall flowers in pots out front.
My wife: "Oh look! They have mums! What size should I get?"
Me: "Well, my paycheck hasn't hit the bank yet, so we should probably keep our purchases to a mini-mum."
My wife: " ... "
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