In need of Rose puns

For a silent auction for a non-profit I'm helping with they need rose puns/play on words for the packages. It's a wine event as well. Here are some of the ideas I've figured out as well. Whine and Rows? Rose Colored Glasses Rose and Shone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acer5886
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Roses are black, violets are black

I suck at gardening

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I got friend zoned but being the gentleman that I am, I still have her a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day
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Roses are Red,Violets are Blue
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
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What's better than having roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike561991
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Roses are red violets are blue...

I can make only bad dad jokes unlike you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diamondsarefun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Roses are green, Violets are green, Everything's green

I think my TV is broken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourMumsAVirgin69
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You're welcome for the gardening facts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
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Roses are red. Violets are read. The grass is red.

My garden burns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berster6
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This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year β€œtin” anniversary.
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What did the German bread say as it rose?

Gluten Tag

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I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...

I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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Roses are red...

Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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TIL - That in 17th century there were so many witches in France that they organized, rose up, and overtook the government for a time. I forget how many witches were involved or even what their movement was called....

But I bet it was a "beau-coup."

: )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies.

And to his sons he gives sunflowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FactoryBuilder
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...

Not fucking blue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViciousKoala
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?

It’s just plain common scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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Roses are red, I don't like jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farthen_Dur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Roses are red, so is my bed

I got an upvote, but why is it red?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezstick7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Roses are red, macaroni is cheesy. Hit me up if you’re
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Roses are red, gliders can glide,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Also_A_Puny
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftelzwerg
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Someone keeps sending me roses with the heads cut off

I think I'm being stalked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doppelganker994
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I had to trim my rose bush today

It was a real prick job

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Roses are read, violets are blew

God damn autocorrect! Barney Magoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have multiple personalities

And so do I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
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How do roses reproduce?

They Thornicate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twonicorn360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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This is the newest arrival....we’ve called her Poppy, and this is my middle daughter Rose and this is our first daughter who we call....

....Elderflower.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What direction did Jesus go when he rose?

I’m assuming East, otherwise we would be celebrating wester? Asking for a Jewish friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macandcheese8814
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Rose was actually fine with Jack's death

There were other fish in the sea

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If reddit's staff ever rose up...

...they would be seizing the memes of production.

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Daisy, Rose, Violet, Lily, I want you to all go get some sleep
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I carried my clock out to my rose garden...

I took time to smell the flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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The other day I forgot where the sun rose from

But then it dawned on me

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If Guns N’ Roses ever open a hotel, I hope they have a Suite Child O’ Mine
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Why was Axel Rose having financial problems in his first Profession as a Doctor?

He needed some more Patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pbredd
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How is a rose like a river?

They're both flowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Listening to Kiss from a Rose by Seal

Wife: This is a really strange song. I mean do roses even have lips?

Me: No but I know what plant does.

Wife: ?

Me: Tulips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DPAtheCPA
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Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks…

…because the other is a buoy ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
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Where did the witchy drones head to as the flood waters rose?

The ark of the coven ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Need a rose/flower pun

My friend is asking his gf to homecoming with a pun. He asked me to think of it because it's usually my expertise. What is a good rose/ flower related pun?

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roses are grey

roses are grey

violets are grey

everything is grey.

i'm a dog.

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My family was watching the rose bowl and talking about all the bowls when I out daded my dad.

Mom: "Why are there all these bowls?" Me: "because they are all out of plates."

drops mic

Edit: picks up mic

"I totally meant they are"

drops mic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magikarp_Is_God
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Roses are red

Violets are red

The grass is red

The trees are red

Holy shit the gardens on fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natteulven
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds"

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
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People make such a big deal about Axl Rose joining AC/DC, but Slash has been right in the middle of them all along.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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Stealth bomber flies over the Rose Bowl...

... huh. I didn't see that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativeCool1
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What did Jesus say as he rose from the dead?

Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkAssBum
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I've got to sneeze. Ah-ah-ah-choo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mourning_dove
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The Easter flower should be a Rose.

"Why Dad?"

"Cause Jesus a-rose from the dead!"

Tells it every year, reactions have gone from groans to my younger brother throwing himself to the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takemetokiawah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
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Got my dad good at the Rose Bowl

So we're at the football game and it's really bright and hot for the whole first half. At the start of the third quarter, it's getting to be late afternoon and my dad says, "Nice the sun's almost gone."

And I replied, "Actually Dad, I'm gonna stay for the rest of the game."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HattrickMarleau
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So we were talking about roses...

Wife: I need to learn how to prune.

Me: I think you just stick a few plums out in the sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtsjr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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A classic joke my dad would always tell: what's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossybeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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What is better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enoxzen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What is better than having roses on your piano?

Having tulips on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pho_de_bimos
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E3galloway
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What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skullify
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LingeronmyFinger
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what's better than roses on your piano?

... tulips on your organ.

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