“It’s to look at.”
Its beauty was unpresidented.
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Its beauty was unpresidented
It was unpresidented.
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
Take your time.
He said its beauty was unpresidented
When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there
This is snow joke.
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
But it was at its peak in the 80s.
Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308: Title text was “It's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.”
The best American Presidents were stoned.
The artist forgot to plan ahead.
But there are no leads.
I said "Wow! To scale?"
He said "No, just to look at"
In the end, I’m not sure whether he made it up.
>!had to put the punch line on the title!<
The steaks couldn't be any higher
There were 4 witnesses, but no one is saying anything. They're all stone-faced.
It's all been downhill from that.
“What’s all this for?” he asked...
“Well” I replied, “I’ve heard that if you give a man enough rope, he will hang himself”.
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."
Popeye punched him
I guess it’s all downhill from here
The four fathers of America. And they're forefathers. I can't believe this wasn't intentional.
He had the highest Stan turds.
My Dad went inside the old outhouse and said "It says here, for a good time call Martha!" at which point he stepped outside the door, put his hands up to his mouth and called "MAAARTHAAA!!!"
To me at age 10, this was the funniest thing he ever said.
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
It’s natural beauty was unpresidented
It’s beauty was unpresidented.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "
It's all downhill from there.